The Sunshine Boys Quotes

Al Lewis: The man yells at me on stage and gets a million laughs. He yells at me off the stage - he gets a heart attack.

Movie: The Sunshine Boys
Ben Clark: I'm getting chest pains. You give me chest pains!
Willy Clark: It's my fault you get excited?
Ben Clark: Yes! I only get chest pains on Wednesdays!
Willy Clark: So come Tuesdays.

Movie: The Sunshine Boys
Willy Clark: Lousy Japs, they lost the war, now they send us their junk!

Movie: The Sunshine Boys
Willie Clark: I invented comedy!
Al Lewis: The same night you designed the Titanic.

Movie: The Sunshine Boys