The Spy Who Dumped Me Quotes

Morgan: Mother, did you get the two dick pics I sent you?

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Audrey: I killed someone! I killed someone!
Morgan: Stop yelling!

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Morgan: Nice boobs.
Sebastian: Thanks.

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Morgan: [Whisper/shouts from across restaurant]That's... not... Verne!
Audrey: What?
Morgan: [Screams]That's not Verne! [Everyone starts shooting at them]

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Morgan: Thumbs up.

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[Jumping into an open car] Audrey: Oh my God, it's a stick shift! Do you know how to drive a stick shift?
Morgan: No!
Audrey: How do you change gear?
Morgan: What's a gear?
Audrey: Abort! Abort Mission! Go! [Run away from the car]

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Audrey: My boyfriend dumped me in a text
Morgan: Let's burn his shit

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Sebastian: You're called Morgan Freeman? I only just put that together.

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Aussie Tourist
2: Give me back my bumbag!

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Finnish Backpacker: [drops assassin on his head, snapping his neck]He was gonna rob us, ja?
Sebastian: [in shock]Yes... Yes he was.
Finnish Backpacker: Scary.

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Hairy Man: [On seeing her burns]What happened to your face?
Nadedja: [Contemptuously after breaking his nose with her elbow]What Happened To Yours?

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