The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water Quotes
SpongeBob SquarePants: I'll rock him while you read him a bedtime story.
Plankton: Uh... Once upon a time there was a big pink fat idiot who went to sleep. The End!
Patrick Star: Nice try. [Patrick is out like a light]
Plankton: Uh... Once upon a time there was a big pink fat idiot who went to sleep. The End!
Patrick Star: Nice try. [Patrick is out like a light]
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[from trailer][Squidward inked on his spot on top of a Rock cliff] Squidward Tentacles: It happens when I'm nervous.
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[from TV spot] SpongeBob SquarePants: We're putting a team together.
Patrick Star: Ooh, pick me!
SpongeBob SquarePants: To the surface!
Patrick Star: Ooh, pick me!
SpongeBob SquarePants: To the surface!
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[from trailer] Burger-Beard: At last. It is mine! [He takes a magic book from a skeleton pirate]
Burger-Beard: With this magic book, any evil plan I write comes true. But to harness it's power, I need the final page that is protected deep below the surface by one legendary hero.
Burger-Beard: With this magic book, any evil plan I write comes true. But to harness it's power, I need the final page that is protected deep below the surface by one legendary hero.
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[from trailer] Burger-Beard: Attack! [a Plankton helicopter appeared to attack the Krusty Krab, and SpongeBob is ready to aim at it]
Patrick Star: I think we have a few minutes before he gets here. [SpongeBob flips the binoculars over]
Patrick Star: Aaahhh! He's right on top of us! [the Plankton helicopter drops a jar of mayonnaise]
Mr. Krabs: Bar the door!
SpongeBob SquarePants: [He puts a chair under the doorknob]Got it! [the door blows up as the Bikini Bottom citizens gasp, and the Secret Formula has been stolen by Burger-Beard]
Burger-Beard: Bullseye!
Patrick Star: I think we have a few minutes before he gets here. [SpongeBob flips the binoculars over]
Patrick Star: Aaahhh! He's right on top of us! [the Plankton helicopter drops a jar of mayonnaise]
Mr. Krabs: Bar the door!
SpongeBob SquarePants: [He puts a chair under the doorknob]Got it! [the door blows up as the Bikini Bottom citizens gasp, and the Secret Formula has been stolen by Burger-Beard]
Burger-Beard: Bullseye!
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[during Spongebob's sacrifice ceremony] Squidasaurus Rex: And I thought my friends were primitive.
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Sandals: Hey, it's raining pickles. Now it's raining... [Plankton's tank lands on him]
Sandals: ... tanks!
Plankton: You're welcome.
Sandals: ... tanks!
Plankton: You're welcome.
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Squidward Tentacles: You know what this needs? Some interpretive dance.
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[Plankton trembles as he's taped to Mr. Krabs' desk] SpongeBob SquarePants: Mr. Krabs, I'm telling you, he's innocent.
Plankton: What are you going to do Krabs? Pour hot oil on me, or put bamboo shoots under my nails?
Mr. Krabs: No, knock knock.
Plankton: Knock knock jokes? I could do this all day Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Knock knock.
Plankton: Oh boy, who's there?
Mr. Krabs: Jimmy.
Plankton: Jimmy who?
Mr. Krabs: Jimmy BACK MY FORMULER, PLANKTON!
Plankton: Well, that's stupid but how is that torture?
Mr. Krabs: Hee hee hee. You'll see. [Mr. Krabs puts on headphones]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Jimmy, back my formula, hmm. Ooooooooh, I get it! [SpongeBob starts laughing. Planton screams. Mr. Krabs grins smugly while he wears the headphones]
Plankton: Oh make it stop Krabs, make it stop!
Plankton: What are you going to do Krabs? Pour hot oil on me, or put bamboo shoots under my nails?
Mr. Krabs: No, knock knock.
Plankton: Knock knock jokes? I could do this all day Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Knock knock.
Plankton: Oh boy, who's there?
Mr. Krabs: Jimmy.
Plankton: Jimmy who?
Mr. Krabs: Jimmy BACK MY FORMULER, PLANKTON!
Plankton: Well, that's stupid but how is that torture?
Mr. Krabs: Hee hee hee. You'll see. [Mr. Krabs puts on headphones]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Jimmy, back my formula, hmm. Ooooooooh, I get it! [SpongeBob starts laughing. Planton screams. Mr. Krabs grins smugly while he wears the headphones]
Plankton: Oh make it stop Krabs, make it stop!
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Mr. Krabs: Release the condiments!
SpongeBob SquarePants: With relish!
SpongeBob SquarePants: With relish!
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SpongeBob SquarePants: If we're gonna be on the same team...
Plankton: Maybe i don't wanna be on the te-am! You think of that?
SpongeBob SquarePants: But Plankton everything's best when your part of a team.
Plankton: Maybe i don't wanna be on the te-am! You think of that?
SpongeBob SquarePants: But Plankton everything's best when your part of a team.
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[last lines; as Bubbles comes out after the Spongebob Squarepants theme] Bubbles: That was... pretty good, actually.
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SpongeBob SquarePants: Your order, sir? [cut to Sandy at the drive-thru]
Sandy Cheeks: I'll have two Krabby Patties: extra ketchup, extra mustard, and hold the mayo.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Wrong channel! [He redials the telephone]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Your order, sir?
Mr. Krabs: Extra ketchup, extra mustard, hold the mayo!
Sandy Cheeks: I'll have two Krabby Patties: extra ketchup, extra mustard, and hold the mayo.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Wrong channel! [He redials the telephone]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Your order, sir?
Mr. Krabs: Extra ketchup, extra mustard, hold the mayo!
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Burger-Beard: I'm gonna scrub my armpits with you.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I don't get it.
Squidward Tentacles: Because you're a sponge.
SpongeBob SquarePants: I don't get it.
Squidward Tentacles: Because you're a sponge.
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SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, hand me the potatoes.
Patrick Star: Mashed or scalloped?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Better make them... raw!
Patrick Star: Aye, aye, sir! [Gives sack of potatoes to SpongeBob, who loads them in a cannon]
Patrick Star: Mashed or scalloped?
SpongeBob SquarePants: Better make them... raw!
Patrick Star: Aye, aye, sir! [Gives sack of potatoes to SpongeBob, who loads them in a cannon]
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Patrick Star: Justice is best soft served.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, I should've never doubted about your super powers.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, I should've never doubted about your super powers.
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SpongeBob SquarePants: Sandy? Is that you?
Sandy Cheeks: You can call me The Rodent!
Sandy Cheeks: You can call me The Rodent!
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SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick why are you doing this?
Patrick Star: Because I need Krabby Patties! Hurry up i'm hungry!
Patrick Star: Because I need Krabby Patties! Hurry up i'm hungry!
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Seagull: You'd better keep reading Mr. Pirate or else!
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Burger-Beard: What's that? Take the book? I don't mind if I do. At last it is mine. Finally you are mine.
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Patrick Star: Good morning Squidward i'll have the usual with cheese.
Squidward Tentacles: We're out of patties right now!
Patrick Star: No more Krabby Patties? NO!
Squidward Tentacles: We're out of patties right now!
Patrick Star: No more Krabby Patties? NO!
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Patrick Star: Come on Tummy. It's gonna be a long day.
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Burger-Beard: Once upon a time under the sea there was a little town called Bikini Bottom. In this town there was a place called the Krusty Krab where folks would come and eat a thing called the Krabby Patty. Every greasy spoon has a fry cook and the one who worked here was named SpongeBob SquarePants.
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Burger-Beard: All right here we go. Now SpongeBob loved his job as a fry cook more then anything. And that is saying a lot. Because he loved everything! He loved his pet snail Gary. He loved his best friend Patrick. He loved blowing bubbles and jellyfishing. He loved making Krabby Patties for the folks in Bikini Bottom just as much as they loved eating them. Why you may ask do they love this greasy meal sandwich so much? Why Did they eat them for breakfast lunch and dinner despite the doctor's warnings?
Doctor: He'll be gone in a week.
Woman fish: Oh Harold!
Burger-Beard: Ah it was a secret. No one was sure what was in those patties that made them so delicious. And frankly no one cared except for Plankton.
Plankton: Meh.
Burger-Beard: Plankton owned a restaurant right across the street from the Krusty Krab where no one ate cause the food was really bad!
Plankton: Now is that really necessary?
Burger-Beard: Plankton made it his life's work to steal the recipe.
Plankton: SpongeBob please! Let's talk about this.
Burger-Beard: But SpongeBob was always there to protect it. But today things would be different.
Doctor: He'll be gone in a week.
Woman fish: Oh Harold!
Burger-Beard: Ah it was a secret. No one was sure what was in those patties that made them so delicious. And frankly no one cared except for Plankton.
Plankton: Meh.
Burger-Beard: Plankton owned a restaurant right across the street from the Krusty Krab where no one ate cause the food was really bad!
Plankton: Now is that really necessary?
Burger-Beard: Plankton made it his life's work to steal the recipe.
Plankton: SpongeBob please! Let's talk about this.
Burger-Beard: But SpongeBob was always there to protect it. But today things would be different.
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