The Screwy Truant Quotes

[after dispatching the truant officer, Screwy pulls down the end title card]
Screwy: Well, that's that. Now that dumb truant officer never will know why I wasn't in school.
Truant officer: Oh, yeah? Go on, tell me. Why wasn't you in school?
Screwy: Because... [Kisses truant officer]
Screwy: I've got measles!

Movie: The Screwy Truant