The Rude, the Mad, and the Funny Quotes

Max Cannon: Man, this stuff tastes like industrical strength testicular compound ! Damn!

Movie: The Rude, the Mad, and the Funny
Ralph Schmiddle: That guy was just waiting to heckle me. I know that he knew. He knew that I knew. I know that he knew that I knew that he knew. They can't win! I can't let them win!

Movie: The Rude, the Mad, and the Funny
Jake Starling: I came up here today to get some things off my chest. But since I can't grow hair there anyway, I guess it really doesn't make any difference then does it.

Movie: The Rude, the Mad, and the Funny