The Pirates! Band of Misfits Quotes
Pirate Captain: Now listen Charles, we've all done something unforgivable. I've betrayed my pirate honor, you've betrayed science, and Mr. Bobo's betrayed the animal kingdom.
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[from trailer]Pirate Captain: [looks at Darwin's house]You don't get many girls, do you?
Bobo: No. He. Doesn't.
Bobo: No. He. Doesn't.
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Pirate Captain: And that's why, in a straight fight, a shark would probably beat a Dracula.
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Charles Darwin: Yeah, I had this theory. I thought that if you took a monkey, gave him a monocle and covered up his gigantic unsightly ass, then he'd cease to be a monkey and become more of a manpanzee, if you will.
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[from trailer]Pirate Captain: Avast! I'm a pirate captain, and I'm here for your gold!
Sailor: Gold? Afraid we don't have any gold, old man. This is a leper boat. [his arm falls off]
Sailor: See?
Sailor: Gold? Afraid we don't have any gold, old man. This is a leper boat. [his arm falls off]
Sailor: See?
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[from trailer]Pirate Captain: What pirates? Nobody here but us girl scouts! [the crew is disguised in scout uniforms]
Bobo: Yeah. Right.
Bobo: Yeah. Right.
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[from trailer]Black Bellamy: You want to be Pirate of the Year? Do they just give it to the guy with the fattest parrot?
Pirate Captain: She's not fat, she's just big-boned!
Black Bellamy: She's fat, dude! [the Dodo vomits on Bellamy]
Black Bellamy: Dude, come on!
Pirate Captain: She's not fat, she's just big-boned!
Black Bellamy: She's fat, dude! [the Dodo vomits on Bellamy]
Black Bellamy: Dude, come on!
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[from trailer]Pirate Captain: Behind every captain, there's a crew. Sure, some of you are as ugly as a sea cucumber, some of you are closer to being a chair or coat rack than a pirate, and some of you are fish I've just dressed up in a hat...
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[from trailer]Pirate with Scarf: Can we get there?
Pirate Captain: Yes, but unfortunately there's this dirty great sea monster in the way.
Charles Darwin: I think they just add those on the maps for decoration.
Pirate Captain: Is that a fact? [they go that way, and the monster appears and eats the ship]
Pirate with Scarf: See? I told you!
Pirate Captain: Yes, but unfortunately there's this dirty great sea monster in the way.
Charles Darwin: I think they just add those on the maps for decoration.
Pirate Captain: Is that a fact? [they go that way, and the monster appears and eats the ship]
Pirate with Scarf: See? I told you!
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[from trailer]Peg Leg Hastings: The Pirate of the Year Awards...
Pirate Captain: Every time I've entered, I've failed to win. So, I must have a really good chance this time!
Pirate Captain: Every time I've entered, I've failed to win. So, I must have a really good chance this time!
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[from trailer]Pirate Captain: You're the best crew a captain could wish for!
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Black Bellamy: Excuse me? Listen, this is all very moving, I'm welling up here. But...
The Pirate King: Bellamy, this is most irregular!
Black Bellamy: So is this! [shows everyone the newspaper says PARDONED!, the crowd of pirates gasping in horror]
Black Bellamy: It seems Queen Victoria has pardoned the Pirate Captain. [the crowd of pirates yelling]
Pirate Captain: So, what if she did?
Black Bellamy: If you've been pardoned, Then, technically: you're no longer a pirate. And if you're no longer a pirate, you really can't be Pirate of the Year. Now, can you? [the crowd yelling continues]
The Pirate King: [turns to Pirate Captain]Is this true?
Pirate Captain: Well, that's... That's one: Frankly, rather negative way of looking at it.
The Pirate King: Ohh! Villainous treachery! Treachery villainy! [turns back to Pirate Captain]
The Pirate King: You've betrayed the pirating fraternity!
Pirate Captain: But, Pirate King!
The Pirate King: Your pirate hat and coat! [Pirate Captain gives him the pirate, necklace and hat]
The Pirate King: Your pirate badge with googly eyes. [He gives him the pirate badge]
The Pirate King: And your World of Hooks discount card. [He gives his World of Hooks card]
The Pirate King: Confiscate his treasure! Every last bit of it. [Pirate Captain looks at them, Two pirates closes the treasure box]
The Pirate King: BEGONE! May your lubber shame bear down upon you! You are hereby banished from Blood Island! [Black Bellamy snickers]
The Pirate King: You are a pirate NO MORE!
The Pirate King: Bellamy, this is most irregular!
Black Bellamy: So is this! [shows everyone the newspaper says PARDONED!, the crowd of pirates gasping in horror]
Black Bellamy: It seems Queen Victoria has pardoned the Pirate Captain. [the crowd of pirates yelling]
Pirate Captain: So, what if she did?
Black Bellamy: If you've been pardoned, Then, technically: you're no longer a pirate. And if you're no longer a pirate, you really can't be Pirate of the Year. Now, can you? [the crowd yelling continues]
The Pirate King: [turns to Pirate Captain]Is this true?
Pirate Captain: Well, that's... That's one: Frankly, rather negative way of looking at it.
The Pirate King: Ohh! Villainous treachery! Treachery villainy! [turns back to Pirate Captain]
The Pirate King: You've betrayed the pirating fraternity!
Pirate Captain: But, Pirate King!
The Pirate King: Your pirate hat and coat! [Pirate Captain gives him the pirate, necklace and hat]
The Pirate King: Your pirate badge with googly eyes. [He gives him the pirate badge]
The Pirate King: And your World of Hooks discount card. [He gives his World of Hooks card]
The Pirate King: Confiscate his treasure! Every last bit of it. [Pirate Captain looks at them, Two pirates closes the treasure box]
The Pirate King: BEGONE! May your lubber shame bear down upon you! You are hereby banished from Blood Island! [Black Bellamy snickers]
The Pirate King: You are a pirate NO MORE!
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