The Peanuts Movie Quotes

Peppermint Patty: [referring to Joe Cool]Whoa! Check out the moves on that funny-looking kid with a big nose!

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[In art class, Charlie Brown tries to make a flower out of a coat hanger, but ends up making a squiggle that looks like his one strand of hair] Franklin Armstrong: Will you look at this? What a contemporary piece.
Patty: Nice use of space.
Lucy van Pelt: Have you all lost your minds?

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[when he chooses a book-report partner name out of the bowl and reads it] Charlie Brown: [in his thoughts, imagining]Little Red-Haired Girl. My lucky day! This changes everything. She will see the new me. And together, we'll win the gold star! After that, anything is possible. We could be the first kids to land on the moon!
Charlie Brown: [imagining himself as an astronaut]One small step for kids, one giant leap for Charlie Brown! [suddenly, Miss Othmar says something and we see Charlie wearing the bowl as an astronaut helmet, the students laughing as he looks nervously at them]

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Lucy van Pelt: I oughta slug you. Ugh! I've been kissed by a dog! I have dog germs! Get hot water! Get some disinfected! Get some Iodine!

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[from trailer][Charlie Brown stands up for himself until the music stops] Charlie Brown: Huh? [Snoopy pops in and waves at the audience as the theme song starts]
Charlie Brown: Hey!
Snoopy: Hehehe.
Charlie Brown: Snoopy! [Snoopy walks away, then as Charlie Brown is about to say something in the audience, Snoopy jumps up in front of him]
Snoopy: Hahaha! [He runs away, then he appeared on the right side]
Snoopy: Hehe! [Snoopy spins around Charlie Brown, making him dizzy]
Charlie Brown: Woah, woah, woah! Woah.
Snoopy: Hahahahahahahaha!
Charlie Brown: Good grief.

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Sally Brown: [leading a guided tour of Charlie Brown's house]And this is where it all began. As a youth, he passed many hours just sitting in that chair, keeping his deep thoughts to himself. And here we have his early kites, used in many aerodynamic studies. If we are lucky, we will see him in his natural habitat. And this is the actual bed where he lies and ponders life's greatest questions.
Charlie Brown: [waking up]Hey! What are you doing?
Sally Brown: I'm trying to cash in on your celebrity.

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[Linus and Charlie Brown are at the iconic brick wall] Linus: Charlie Brown, where have you been? It's the first day of summer. You should be down there having fun with everyone else.
Charlie Brown: I can't stop thinking about it, Linus. After all the humiliating disasters she witnessed this year, why would she choose me? Was she feeling sorry for me? I don't want her to choose me just because she was feeling sorry for me. I have slightly more dignity than that.
Linus: Charlie Brown, it might be time to consider the wild possibility that you're a good person and that people like you. But you know, you'll never really know the answer, unless...
Charlie Brown: I just go up to talk to her! I should have listened to you all along!

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[from trailer][Charlie Brown, carrying two buckets of popcorn, is blocking the screen] Charlie Brown: Excuse me. Sorry.
Lucy van Pelt: Augh! Charlie Brown, you blockhead!
Charlie Brown: Wooah! [He tries to get the popcorn bucket, but falls, then the other popcorn bucket fell inside his head. They all laugh, and Charlie Brown tries to take the popcorn bucket out of his head, but could not]
Charlie Brown: [sighs]Good grief.

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[from trailer] Woodstock: Hehehehehehehehe! Hahahahahahahahaha! [he gets grabbed by Snoopy]
Woodstock: Huh? [Snoopy jumps and places Woodstock on top of his doghouse, and Woodstock gets electrocuted like a Christmas light]
Snoopy: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

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Lucy van Pelt: No dogs!

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Charlie Brown: It's going to be a long winter.

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Charlie Brown: [noticing Sally surrounded by merchandise themed after his shirt]What are you up to *now*?
Sally Brown: Now that you're a big celebrity, I have to move fast. The fame that comes with intellectual superiority can be very fleeting. You have to cash in while you can.

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Lucy van Pelt: [to Charlie Brown]I hate to admit it, you blockhead, but public opinion leads me to believe that after all these years, I *may* have been wrong about you. This has not been easy for me. [pulling her hair]
Lucy van Pelt: MY WHOLE WORLD HAS TURNED UPSIDE DOWN!

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Lucy van Pelt: Agh! I've got dog germs!

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Linus: It's my turn for show and tell today This is a model of the same plane flown by Manfred von Richthofen.
Charlie Brown: Who?
Linus: The Red Baron. The most famous aviator during the Great War.
Charlie Brown: It's not real is it?

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Little Red-Haired Girl: Good grief.

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Lucy van Pelt: Linus time to get up. You don't want to be late for school. GET UP!
Linus: Ah! My blanket!

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Charlie Brown: You can't come to school Snoopy. Now be a good dog and go home.

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Sally Brown: Hey! What's going on? Turn it down! Turn it down in there! [growls]
Snoopy
Sally Brown: Huh?
Charlie Brown: She likes to dance.
Sally Brown: Ugh!

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Charlie Brown: She has a pretty face and pretty faces make me nervous.
Lucy van Pelt: Pretty face? Pretty face? I have a pretty face! How come my face doesn't make you nervous? How come you can talk to me Charlie Brown?
Charlie Brown: I just need to know the secret to winning her heart.

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Sally Brown: Snow day? Snow day! No school today! Dreams do come true!

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Charlie Brown: Stupid kite-eating tree! Good grief.

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Charlie Brown: I don't care what Lucy says. I may have had troubles in the past, flying a kite. I may have never won a baseball game. But, it's not for the lack of trying!

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Charlie Brown: My pitching has to improve if I come out here to my trusty mound every day. Charlie Brown is not a quitter!

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Sally Brown: Big brother! Pull yourself together!

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Lucy van Pelt: Charlie Brown, what brings you out here so late in the day?
Charlie Brown: [sigh]I need your advice on girls, Lucy. You're a girl, right? Let's just say there's this girl I'd like to impress. But, she's something and I'm nothing. If I were something and she was nothing, I could talk to her. Or, if she was nothing and I was nothing, I could talk to her! But, she's something and I'm nothing. So I just can't talk to her.

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