The Oblongs Quote

Pickles: Who is she? I know you're having an affair Bob. That's why you won't make love to me.
Bob: An affair? That's crazy.
Pickles: Don't screw with me Bob, I bit off a nun's ear. Now tell me the truth.
Bob: Ok! I'll tell you! I went to James' bachlor party and a stripper stepped on...your buddy!! I'm a filthy pig!
Pickles: Awww, Bob, I don't care about that.
Bob: But.. I'm a dirty birdy.
Pickles: Yeah but you're my dirty birdy. Now let's never use that phrase again.
Bob: Uh Pickles, we still can't have relations for a while.
Pickles: Oh right. Well, we can do without sex. After all we have a very rich relationship.
Bob: That we do, sugar lumps.
Pickles: I mean two weeks isn't that long.
Bob: Nah.
[Short pause]
Pickles: Gimmie sex! Gimmie sex!
Bob: Ahh! No means no! No means no!

TV Show: The Oblongs

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