The Oblongs Quote

Pickles: My Bob isn't attracted to me anymore Anita.
Anita: Let me get you a drink.
Pickles: I'm too depressed to drink. Just give me a beer and a shot.
Anita: I'm sure it's nothing to worry about Bobs probably just having an affair.
Pickles: What?!
Anita: Have you noticed any of the tell tale signs?
Pickles: Like what?
Anita: Oh, like.. he's irrepressibly chipper?
Pickles: He sure is.
Anita: Stingy with the hugs?
Pickles: You know I always have to hug him.
Anita: Is there a bounce in his step?
Pickles: Oh, my god he has been bouncing!
Anita: Take it from me, he's chasing strange.
Pickles: Well, no one's stealing the love of my life! I'm going to follow him! [She pauses] What was I going to do?

TV Show: The Oblongs

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