The Nutty Professor Quotes

Anna: [Answering door] Oh my goodness! Is there a fire?
Fireman Stripper: Yes ma'am. I'm afraid there is.
Anna: I don't smell no smoke. [sniffs]
Fireman Stripper: [Walks in and beings playing music from stereo] There's a fire in my pants, and it's getting muy caliente! [begins stripping]
Party Guest, Party Guest, Bridesmaid, Denise: Ooh! [laugh and clap]

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Buddy Love: [to Carla] Are you ready to go upstairs? [Carla slaps him]
Buddy Love: I guess not.

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Buddy Love: Someone has to tend to Chunky Butt's sex life. Chunky Butt is extremely horny.

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Buddy Love: Have some, baby?

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Dr. Hamius R. Warfield: Kelp, it's human nature. Kelp, people just don't like teachers blowing up their kids!

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Professor Carla Purty: I just had to come over and introduce myself because I've been following your work for many years and I'm a big fan!
Sherman Klump: Well, thank you very much! I'm fatter, er, *flattered* that you've been following my work the way you have.

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