The New Avengers Quotes

Emma Peel: [on phone] Steed, what are you up to?
John Steed: [in telephone box] A Russian soldier who died of old age.
Emma Peel: Well everyone does eventually.
John Steed: [chuckles] Yes, but this one decimated half of Berkshire before he went
Emma Peel: Sounds like quite a problem.
John Steed: Yes. And one we may never solve.

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General Gaspard: There was a Sir Everington Steed at Waterloo. A relative?
John Steed: Well, you can't hold me entirely responsible for Waterloo, General.

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John Steed: [Gambit has found a skull] Well, it's not Yorick.

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John Steed: [reading a card] Health farm?
Simon Carter: [embarrassed smile] Coldstreams idea. Things I'm over doing it. A health farm. I'm going there tonight.
John Steed: No your not. You're not going.
Simon Carter: [Carter looks surprised] But you are, but you're not.

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Soldier: Yeah, little girls go for a uniform, do they?
Purdey: No, that's dogs.
Soldier: Eh?
Purdey: Dogs they go for postmen.

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[surrounded by cats]
Mike Gambit: Pussy...
John Steed: ...Galore!

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