The New Adventures of Superman Quotes

Clark: Mayson likes me, Clark, but she hates Superman. Which is kinda confusing because Lois loves Superman but only likes Clark. Mayson likes Clark, but in a different way than Lois, and Mayson hates Superman in a way that's different from anybody.
Martha: Oh, Clark, I've been afraid something like this was going to happen.
Clark: What?
Martha: You're beginning to talk about yourself in the third person.

Movie: The New Adventures of Superman
IRS Agent Bower: Superman, Agent Bower, I.R.S. We've been trying to contact you. We need your social security number.
Superman: I don't have one.
IRS Agent Bower: Everyone has a social security number.
Superman: Well, I don't.
IRS Agent Bower: I guess that explains why we can't locate any of your tax returns. It doesn't appear you've actually ever filed. That can't be, can it? Superman a tax dodger? Should we be looking under "S" for Super or "M" for Man?

Movie: The New Adventures of Superman
Lois Lane: I'll need a task force. I can't cover this story alone.
Perry White: You can have Jimmy.
Lois Lane: Chief, we're talking about the space program.
Perry White: Ok, take Kent.
Lois Lane: Kent?
Perry White: Kent!
Lois Lane: What about Meyerson?
Perry White: He's busy.
Lois Lane: Burns?
Perry White: Budapest.
Lois Lane: Forget Kent.
Perry White: Uh-uh, he's a good man.
Lois Lane: Kent is a hack from Smallville. I couldn't make that name up.
Perry White: Kent or nobody.
Lois Lane: Fine. Don't ever say that I'm not a team player.

Movie: The New Adventures of Superman
Superman: Deathstroke.
Deathstroke: Superman.
Lois Lane: Carol.
Carol Stanford: Lois.
Lois Lane: Bob.
Deathstroke: [whispers to Carol] She recognizes me!
Carol Stanford: [whispers back] I've always said that glasses weren't a good enough disguise.

Movie: The New Adventures of Superman
Superman: I'm sorry, you were saying?
Lois Lane: Nothing. I'm going to be a professional and go to the interview, and internalize my feelings so I get an ulcer the size of Cleveland.
Superman: Women...Earth women!

Movie: The New Adventures of Superman