The Navigator Quotes

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[title card]: He had completed all arrangements - except to notify the girl.

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Betsy O'Brien: Cannibals!

Rollo Treadway: [nods] We're safer on the boat.

Betsy O'Brien: We're drifting toward them.
[both run off to anchor the ship]

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Fiona: [Gerry playing chess against himself after everyone leaves] Ah who's winning?

Gerry: Checkmate.

Fiona: Checkmate, what's that mean?

Gerry: What ever move you make, you lose.

Fiona: [chuckles] Story of my life.

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Gerry: [Already arguing] 'Elf' and Safety.

Harpic: What do you mean, Health and Safety.

Gerry: Health and Safety.

Harpic: Yeah well what about health and safety.

Gerry: That clock...

Harpic: [trying to cut off] Gerry.

Gerry: -shouldn't be in here; this is our mess room.

Harpic: [raising voice] But, that clock is not a health and safety issue.

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[Alien eats David's hat]

Max: That could have been your head David.

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Carolyn McAdams: All right, listen, um, I gotta go, um, is there anything else you want when I come back?

David: How about a Big Mac, large fries and a Coke? They're still around, I hope.

Carolyn McAdams: Well, now, that all depends, Do you want New Coke, Classic Coke, Cherry Coke, Diet Coke or caffeine-free Coke?

David: Huh?

Carolyn McAdams: Nothing, Forget it.

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David Scott Freeman: Mom... have I really been gone eight years?

Helen Freeman: Yeah.

David Scott Freeman: It's like a bad dream.

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David: [David looks at a gooey alien] What's this?

Max: A very unpleasant creature.

David: What's his problem?

Max: He has a cold.

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David: [flying into Florida] Al's Gator City... This must be Florida, Max!

Max: And that must be Big Al!

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David: My dad took me to see the Bee Gees a couple months ago. Who did you see?

Carolyn McAdams: Twisted Sister.

David: Never heard of her.

Carolyn McAdams: It's a him.

David: Oh.

Carolyn McAdams: Actually, it's a them.

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David: What are we doing all the way up here you geek?

Max: Geek?

David: I swear to God if I was driving this thing we'd be home by now!

Max: Oh yeah?

David: Yeah!

Max: Oh yeah?

David: Yeah!

Max: Ok turkey YOU fly it
[Max turns everything off]

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Edith Iglauer: [watching Daly club a fish] And you call that what, beside killing the poor bastard?

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Edith Iglauer: [watching Daly club a fish] And you call that what, beside killing the poor bastard?

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Edith Iglauer: I can't die now, my obit wouldn't be long enough.

Edith Iglauer: The boat's about to sink, you're worried about your obituary?

John Daly: You're right, I'm shallow.

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Edith Iglauer: I can't die now, my obit wouldn't be long enough.

John Daly: The boat's about to sink, you're worried about your obituary?

Edith Iglauer: You're right, I'm shallow.

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Edith Iglauer: When I was younger, I wanted to write the great American novel.

John Daly: What happened?

Edith Iglauer: Didn't have the money.

John Daly: What about now?

Edith Iglauer: Don't have the time.

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John Daly: What do you think of fishing so far?

Edith Iglauer: In the words of Mark Twain, fishing is a jerk on one end of the line waiting for a jerk on the other end.

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Max: Hey, blimpo... too many Twinkies.

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Max: I crashed into electrical towers and my star charts were erased. I need the ones in your head to complete my mission.

David: So you need ME and my inferior brain to fly that thing?

Max: Correction, I need the superior information in your inferior brain to fly this... thing.

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Max: I do not leak, you leak!

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Max: Ooh, a threat. Look, I'm really shaking!

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Radar operator 1: Japanese air force report sightings of the aircraft above Tokyo sir.

Dr. Faraday: Tokyo?

Radar operator 2: Japanese air force reports the aircraft has left Japanese airspace.

Dr. Faraday: Where's it going now?

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Rollo Treadway: I think I'll get married...today.

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William Sanders: [the new editor's policy] The attention span of the American public is zip. That means shorter articles, and not so dense.

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"R.A.L.F. (Robotic Assistant Labor Facilitator): Pardon me, coming through.

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David: [flying into Florida] Al's Gator City... This must be Florida, Max!
Max: And that must be Big Al!

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David: That's it?

Max: That's it, Davy!

David: Davy?

Max: If you wanna learn how to swim, you have to jump in the water. Don't forget to feed Bruiser. Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun... Whoa! I think I got some stuff out of your head that has nothing to do with navigating this ship!

David: You sound just like a human!

Max: No! That dumb dog will never learn to catch a frisbee. You are the inferior species, you dumb dork!

David: Buttface!

Max: Scuz-bucket! Ha-ha!

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Fiona: [Gerry playing chess against himself after everyone leaves] Ah who's winning?
Gerry: Checkmate.
Fiona: Checkmate, what's that mean?
Gerry: What ever move you make, you lose.
Fiona: [chuckles] Story of my life.

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Jeff Freeman, 16 Years: This is totally rad, dude! You're my big little brother!

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Max: See ya later, Navigator!

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