The Monkees Quotes
Aunt Kate Nesmith: Ben Cartwheel is the kindest millionaire in the valley. He wouldn't hurt a fly.
Micky: Flies, no. But if you're a human, he'll kill ya.
Micky: Flies, no. But if you're a human, he'll kill ya.
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Davy: Hey, they're both crackers!
Peter: What do you mean, crackers?
Davy: Crazy, they're both crazy.
Peter: Who, who's crazy?
Davy: The captain.
Peter: Ah, come on!
Davy: Honestly, he was asking advice from his parrot
Micky: Was the parrot charging him?
Davy: No, no.
Micky: Then the parrot's crackers, crazy.
Peter: What do you mean, crackers?
Davy: Crazy, they're both crazy.
Peter: Who, who's crazy?
Davy: The captain.
Peter: Ah, come on!
Davy: Honestly, he was asking advice from his parrot
Micky: Was the parrot charging him?
Davy: No, no.
Micky: Then the parrot's crackers, crazy.
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El Diablo: You don't stand a chance, gringo. I have killed many hombres at high noon!
Micky: Why d'ya always pick high noon for your dates?
El Diablo: I'm working on a tan.
Micky: Why d'ya always pick high noon for your dates?
El Diablo: I'm working on a tan.
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Mike: [Disguised as a kindly little old building janitor] Hello, I'm the kindly little old building janitor. And I just wanted to tell you that I've got twelve grandchildren at home and they all watch the show, just because the Monkees is on.
Captain Crocodile: This is ridiculous!
J.J. Pontoon: Eh, eh, let the man speak. Now, before The Monkees appeared, did your grandchildren ever watch the show?
Mike: Oh, no, no. I'd seen it once, I remember seeing it well, I watched it for about five minutes and then I thought to myself: why am I sitting here watching this show when I could be out, cleaning garbage cans?
Captain Crocodile: This is ridiculous!
J.J. Pontoon: Eh, eh, let the man speak. Now, before The Monkees appeared, did your grandchildren ever watch the show?
Mike: Oh, no, no. I'd seen it once, I remember seeing it well, I watched it for about five minutes and then I thought to myself: why am I sitting here watching this show when I could be out, cleaning garbage cans?
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Roobin the Tadpole: Holy frogslegs, that really makes me mad! [hits Micky on the head]
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The Captain: Men, you've been found guilty of insubordination to a commanding officer, inspiring mutiny and what is even worse: impersonating a parrot! Now, have you got anything to say before we execute sentence on you?
Peter: Yes, I do, I'm innocent. I never impersonated a parrot in my life. I can't even do a good cow. Moo.
Peter: Yes, I do, I'm innocent. I never impersonated a parrot in my life. I can't even do a good cow. Moo.
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