The Milton Berle Show Quotes

Narrator: 11: 45 a.m.: This is the first day of rehearsal. I'll give you all the facts, ma'am. This is the day the guest stars meet for the first time. They get to know each other. The next day they call each other by their first names. By the end of the week, they call each other names.

TV Show: The Milton Berle Show
[Opening theme]
Singers: Oh, we're the men of Texaco. / We work from Maine to Mexico. / There's nothing like this Texaco of ours; / Our show tonight is powerful, / We'll wow you with an hourful / of howls from a showerful / of stars; / We're the merry Texaco-men. / Tonight we may be showmen; / Tomorrow we'll be servicing / your cars.

TV Show: The Milton Berle Show