The Man Who Came to Dinner Quotes

Banjo: Did you ever have the feeling that you wanted to go, and still have the feeling that you wanted to stay?

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Bertram H. 'Bert' Jefferson: How do you think Ohio women stack up?
Sheriden Whiteside: I've never gone in for stacking women up so I really can't say.

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Clayton: This may amuse you. [gives Laurience a newspaper with a gossipy article about his experiments.]
Dr. Laurience: You told them all this!
Clayton: Me? Why me?
Dr. Laurience: How should I know? Your mind is just as twisted as your body. Don't forget, if I leave out one injection...
Clayton: I don't mind dying, but to be accused of journalism!

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Sheriden Whiteside: Will you take your clammy hand off my chair? You have the touch of a love-starved cobra.

Movie: The Man Who Came to Dinner