The Lion King Quote

Timon: [singing along to opening of The Lion King] What's on the menu? Hey, roast beef and beans, basted ewe, it's Pumbaa.
Pumbaa: I gotta tell you, Timon, that song always gets me, right here.
Timon: Yes, Pumbaa. Well, enough of that. [Fast forwards film with his remote]
Pumbaa: Uhh, Timon, what are you doing?
Timon: I'm fast forwarding to the part where we come in.
Pumbaa: But you can't go out of order.
Timon: Au contraire, my porcine pal. I've got the remote.
Pumbaa: But everybody's gonna get confused. [Picks up his own remote and rewinds film]
Pumbaa: We gotta go back to the beginning of the story.
Timon: [Fast forwarding] But we're not IN the beginning of the story.
Pumbaa: [Rewinding] Yes we were, the whole time.
Timon: [Fast forwarding] Yeah, but they don't know that.
Pumbaa: [Rewinding] Then, why don't we tell them our story? [Film stops during the hyena attack; Timon and Pumbaa are spooked]
Timon: Hey, I've got an idea. Why don't we tell them our story?
Pumbaa: Oh, I like the sound of that.

Movie: The Lion King

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