The King of Kings Quotes

Witch King: Send forth all legions. Do not stop the attack until the city is taken. Slay them all.

Gothmog: What of the wizard?

Witch King: I will break him.

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Arthur Spooner: Ah, Paris. I haven't been back there since we liberated her in '44. The City Of Lights knew peace once more. I also got the clap, but that's a another story for another time.

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Bernie Mac: I had a white guy tell me... he said, Bern, why do black folks use the word 'mother-****er?' Let me break it down, what the word mother-****er actually means. Mother-****er is a word that black folks have been using for years. It's about expression. Don't be ashamed of the word mother-****er. Because mother-****er is a noun: It describes a person, place or thing.

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Bill Dauterive: Dale, that money was all I had. It was a joke cheque, you weren't supposed to take all of my money.

Dale: I'm sorry, but we had a verbal contract. And, besides, if I left you the money you were going to spend it on something stupid. Like you.

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[Bobby took a self-defense class for women, and is attacked]

Bobby Hill: Let go of my purse. I don't know you.
[kicks assailant in the crotch]

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[from extended version]

Pippin: [to himself] What were you thinking, Peregrin Took? What service could a hobbit offer such a great lord of men?

Faramir: [approaching] It was well done. Generous deeds should not be checked by cold council. You are to join the tower guard?

Pippin: I didn't think they would find any livery that would fit me.

Faramir: It once belonged to a boy of the citadel. A very foolish one; who spent many hours slaying dragons instead of attending to his studies.

Pippin: This was yours?

Faramir: Yes, it was mine. My father had it made for me.

Pippin: Well, I'm taller than you were then. Though I'm not likely to grow anymore... except sideways.
[they laugh]

Faramir: Never fitted me either. Boromir was always the soldier. They were so alike, he and my father. Proud... stubborn even. But strong.

Pippin: I think you have strength, of a different kind. And one day your father will see it.

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[sometimes says it during one of his victory poses]

Ramon: Hasta la vista!

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Bobby Hill: I'll be the hostess with the most-ess.

Hank: Ohhhhh.

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Carrie Heffernan: If I put my mind to it, I can mash, shuck, and jive and all that, don't you think?

Doug Heffernan: Absolutely. Can I get some TV dinners just as a backup?

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Carrie Spooner Heffernan: Dad, Doug and I were just thinking...

Arthur Spooner: [to Doug] Well, I hope you didn't strain yourself. I kid out of love.

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Carrie Spooner Heffernan: Is this how you take a bath?

Spence Olchin: Yes.

Carrie Spooner Heffernan: You look like Ernie from Sesame Street.

Spence Olchin: What did I do to you?

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Dale Gribble: No, I don't see it.

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Dale: [after drinking tainted Alamo beer] I don't know which way it's coming out, but it's coming out.

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Doug Heffernan: All right, I'm glad you're all gathered here. Because you're about to hear the story of a driver, a swollen ankle, and get this, an iguana.

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Elora: Those who you fight, we will help you fight them.

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Gandalf: Frodo has passed beyond my sight. The darkness is deepening.

Aragorn: If Sauron had the Ring, we would know it.

Gandalf: It's only a matter of time.

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Gandalf: Hold them back! Do not give in to fear! Stand to your posts! FIGHT!

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George III: [behind his piss-pot, struggling] Do it, England, do it!

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Gollum: Wake up. Wake up. Wake up, sleepies. We must go, yeeees, we must go at once.

Sam: Haven't you had any sleep, Mr. Frodo?
[Frodo shakes his head]

Sam: I've gone and had too much... it must be getting late.

Frodo: No, it's not. It's not midday, yet. The days are growing darker.

Gollum: We must go.

Sam: Not until Mr. Frodo has had something to eat.

Gollum: No time to lose, silly.

Sam: [Gives Frodo lembas bread] Here, eat this.

Frodo: What about you?

Sam: I'm not hungry. Leastways, not for lembas bread.

Frodo: Sam...

Sam: Alright... we don't have that much left. You go ahead and eat that, Mr. Frodo. I've rationed it... there should be enough left.

Frodo: For what?

Sam: The journey home.

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Idi Amin: I am the father of this nation, Nicholas. And you have most... grossly... offended your father.

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Idi Amin: You are British.

Nicholas Garrigan: Scottish. I am Scottish.

Idi Amin: Scottish? Ha! Ha! Why didn't you say so?... Great soldiers. Very brave. And good people. Completely. let me tell you, if I could be anything instead of a Ugandan, I would be a Scot.

Nicholas Garrigan: Right... Really?

Idi Amin: He. Except for the red hair, which I'm sure is attractive to your women, but which we Africans, we find is quite disgusting.

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Idi Amin: You are British.

Nicholas Garrigan: Scottish. I am Scottish.

Idi Amin: Scottish? Ha! Ha! Why didn't you say so?... Great soldiers. Very brave. And good people. Completely. let me tell you, if I could be anything instead of a Ugandan, I would be a Scot.

Nicholas Garrigan: Right... Really?

Idi Amin: He. Except for the red hair, which I'm sure is attractive to your women, but which we Africans, we find is quite disgusting.

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Jefferson 'Jeff' Jackson: [hearing voodoo drums] It ain't Gene Krupa!

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King Konreid: What the hell does that mean?

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King Konreid: Wisdom... is our hammer.

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Lumpy: [His last lines] Run, Jimmy, run!

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Masanga: Hallo Nicholas! Welcome to the president's car!

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Patricia King: Didn't you two losers try this before... and fail?

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Peggy Hill: Only trailer park trash smoke nowadays. Do you want to look like trailer park trash?

Luanne Platter: That's not fair. I do not smoke!
[She runs off crying]

Peggy Hill: [Running after her] Oh, honey, you are not trailer park trash just because you grew up in a trailer and your mama's in prison.

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Peggy Hill: What if I'm not as smart as I always thought. What if I'm... average?

Hank: Peggy, you have an IQ of 175. You said so yourself.

Peggy Hill: Well, there could be a margin of error. Especially since it's my own estimate.

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