The Judge Quotes

Hank Palmer: This family is a f***ing Piccaso.

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Dale Palmer: [seeing Hank backs the car wildly up the driveway with his father in the car]They shouldn't drive together.

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Hank Palmer: Hey judge, where are you going? Indiana state penitentiary is this way.

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Hank Palmer: Tell me about Lauren. Likes-dislikes? What the future may hold for you? Where you leaning? Teacher? Doctor? Lawyer! Seems popular lately.
Lauren Palmer: [while licking ice cream]Race car driver. I just like to go really fast.

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Hank Palmer: Deputy Hanson, you were previously an officer in Detroit?
Dwight Dickham: Objection, the deputy's credentials are not in question.
Hank Palmer: I was gonna say 'welcome to Carlinville'. [Officer smiles awkwardly]

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Hank Palmer: Who the fuck is Carla's dad? Please.
Samantha Powell: [Overlapping]Oh, go to the court house; pull her birth certificate.
Hank Palmer: I did. There's no father's name listed.
Samantha Powell: No, there is not. Because Carla's father was never gonna be her father.

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Lauren Palmer: So, grandpa Palmer's dead too?
Hank Palmer: No, granda Palmer's dead to me. It's like a figure of speech.
Lauren Palmer: It sounds complicated. I should go with you.
Hank Palmer: Trust me, nobody wants to go to Carlinville, Indiana.

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