The Jack Dee Show Quotes

Jack Dee: I love to be in Britain, when it's hot weather. I love it when you get four or five days of hot weather, because then people in Kent run out of water, don't they? Know what I like to do? I like to ring them up, and play the sound of running water down the phone. [Pretending to be on the telephone]
Jack Dee: Hello, I just washed my car. Probably water the lawn in a minute. Might have a bath, might not, see how I feel. I'll probably fill the bath, not even use it.

Movie: The Jack Dee Show