The Inbetweeners Quote

Simon Cooper: [about the French exchange student] He seems a bit weird. He asked me if I've tried the "Sleeping Beauty?"
Neil Sutherland: Oh, it's good, that.
Simon Cooper: What, you know it?
Neil Sutherland: Yeah, you sit on your arm 'til your hand goes dead. Ten, fifteen minutes is normally enough. And then when you wank, it feels like someone else is doing it.
Will McKenzie: How do you know these things?
Jay Cartwright: Oh, everyone knows the Sleeping Beauty; that's old.
Will McKenzie: Is it?
Jay Cartwright: Yeah, my mate's brother invented it. He and his mates used to be called The Dead Hand Gang.
Will McKenzie: They had a gang based on masturbation? Oh there's nothing gay about that.
Jay Cartwright: Yeah, well he's in the Air Force now, so how gay's that?
Will McKenzie: Still quite gay!

Movie: The Inbetweeners

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