The Hughleys Quotes

Darryl: Sydney, If you really want to dis someone, you have to stick with the 'yo mamma jokes', here, I'll tell you one, Yo mamma's so big, that when she was hit by a school bus, she turned around and said, 'stop throwing them rocks!'
Michael: How 'bout this one? 'Your mamma's teeth are so yellow, that when she smiled, all the cars in the road stoped!'
Darryl: [Darryl laughing] That's really funny son, now GO TO YOUR ROOM, I don't want you to be talking about my mamma like that!

TV Show: The Hughleys
[Sydney disobeys Darryl and meets up with a guy she's been chatting with on the internet]
Sydney: [van window opens] Oh my god! YOU'RE 'Hotguy16'?
Darryl: That's right! Didn't I tell you not to go in those chatrooms? Get in the car!

TV Show: The Hughleys