The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Quote

Bilbo Baggins: [feeling the One Ring in his pocket; to himself]What... have I got... in my pocket? [Gollum; who is crouching on a stalagmite, holding a rock he is meaning to throw at Bilbo, scowls, thinking Bilbo's question as a riddle]
Gollum: That's not fair... That's not fair! It's against the *rules*! [In a hissy fit, Gollum throws the rock down. Bilbo looks on in amazement]
Gollum: [pouting]Ask us another one!
Bilbo Baggins: [points his sword at Gollum]No, no. You said, ask me a question. Well, *That* is MY question. What Have I Got In My Pocket? [Gollum growls in reluctance as he jumps down from his stalagmite perch and crouches on the floor beside his hideout]
Gollum: [holding up only two fingers]It must give us three guesses, precious! It must give us *three*!
Bilbo Baggins: Three guesses, very well. Guess away!
Gollum: [holds up his hands]Handses!
Bilbo Baggins: [shows Gollum that his left hand is out of the pocket]Wrong. Try again. [Gollum groans in frustration]
Gollum: [rummaging through his belongings in his hole; to himself]I've got Fishses bones, Goblinses bones, Bat's wings, food... [He growls; thinking hard; he slaps his hands down repeatedly when... ]
Gollum: [shouts]*KNIFE*! Oh, shut up!
Bilbo Baggins: Wrong again. Last guess.
Gollum: String... or nothing!
Bilbo Baggins: Two guesses at once. Wrong both times.
Gollum: [groans; defeated]Ooooooohhh... [as he groans; Gollum flops on his side. He lies in a fetal position as he sobs softly]

Movie: The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

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