The Hangover Part II Quotes
Phil: Chow, what happened.
Mr. Chow: You guys texted me. Said you fucked up and looking to party.
Mr. Chow: You guys texted me. Said you fucked up and looking to party.
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Mr. Chow: [holding up his hand while entering a restaurant]Stop! Chow crossing.
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Phil: Do you ever do anything that doesn't end up in a stand-off, Chow?
Mr. Chow: I'm an international criminal! It always ends up like this.
Mr. Chow: I'm an international criminal! It always ends up like this.
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Alan: You totally butchered that song.
Stu Price: You totally butchered my life.
Stu Price: You totally butchered my life.
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Tracy: Phill.
Phil: Tracy. I'm sorry.
Tracy: Where the hell are you?
Phil: /huh/ It happened again.
Tracy: Don't say that. Please.
Phil: No, this time we're really fucked up.
Tracy: Seriously, what's wrong with you three?
Phil: So much Trace, I don't even know where to begin.
Tracy: Oh God. How bad? Like no wedding bad?
Phil: Yeah.
Phil: Tracy. I'm sorry.
Tracy: Where the hell are you?
Phil: /huh/ It happened again.
Tracy: Don't say that. Please.
Phil: No, this time we're really fucked up.
Tracy: Seriously, what's wrong with you three?
Phil: So much Trace, I don't even know where to begin.
Tracy: Oh God. How bad? Like no wedding bad?
Phil: Yeah.
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Stu Price: [Phil pulls the prescription pad out of his pants]Was this right up against your scrotum?
Phil: Yup!
Phil: Yup!
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Mr. Chow: It is about money.
When Mr. Chow gets arrested: It is not about money, it is about principle.
When Mr. Chow gets arrested: It is not about money, it is about principle.
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Alan: [as they are walking through the temple]What is this, a PF Changs?
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Doug: Wait so where exactly are you guys?
Phil: I don't know, Doug! Fucken Asiatown!
Phil: I don't know, Doug! Fucken Asiatown!
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Phil: You ever do anything that doesn't end up in a standoff, Chow?
Mr. Chow: I'm an international criminal. It always ends like this.
Mr. Chow: I'm an international criminal. It always ends like this.
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Alan: I'm actually a part of this weird wolfpack. Hey, it's not weird it's pretty cool actually, no membership fees.
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Tattoo Joe: [indicates customer]This kid's fucking nine years old, and he's got balls twice your size. Show him your balls, Mal. [kid reaches downwards]
Phil: No, no, no, w- that's okay.
Phil: No, no, no, w- that's okay.
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Phil: It happened again, we lost Teddy.
Tracy: How bad is it, like, no wedding bad?
Phil: A bit worse than that.
Tracy: How bad is it, like, no wedding bad?
Phil: A bit worse than that.
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Billy Joel: Well, I'm on the Downeaster Alexa/ and I'm cruising through Block Island Sound/ I have charted a Course for the Vineyard/ but tonight I am Nantucket bound/ took on diesel back in Montauk yesterday/ left this morning from the bell in Gardiners Bay/ like all the locals here I've had to sell my home/ too proud to leave I worked my fingers to the bone/so I could own my Downeaster Alexa/ Ay-yi-oh-oh!
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Linda Garner: [Enters]Excuse me boys
Doug: Hi Linda
Linda Garner: Hi Dougie
Alan: I guess we don't do dessert any more, I didn't get that memo
Linda Garner: Well I'm sorry darling, I'll be right back
Alan: Would a cupcake kill you?
Doug: Hi Linda
Linda Garner: Hi Dougie
Alan: I guess we don't do dessert any more, I didn't get that memo
Linda Garner: Well I'm sorry darling, I'll be right back
Alan: Would a cupcake kill you?
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Teddy: By the way, do you have any idea where my finger is?
Stu Price: Yeah, we gave it to a drug dealing monkey. [pause]
Teddy: Bangkok.
Stu Price: Yeah, right? Fucking Bangkok.
Stu Price: Yeah, we gave it to a drug dealing monkey. [pause]
Teddy: Bangkok.
Stu Price: Yeah, right? Fucking Bangkok.
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Mike Tyson: Bangkok! Oriental thity but the thity don't know what the thity is gettin'! The crÞme de la crÞme of the Chess World in a thow with everything except Yul Brynner, ya know? Time flies, doesn't theem a minute thince the Tyrolean thpa had the Chess boys in it!
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