Fait: How many times do I have to tell you people! I'm a businessman, make me an offer!
Ling's Hitman: [cocks his gun] Here's your offer.
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Fait: What are you, some kind of kung fu James Bond?
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Maurice: My wife, her fingers are like sausages. You know how bad that smells?
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Victor Meldrew: [staring at horse-box] Like watching a party political broadcast by Kenneth Clarke.
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[repeated line]
Victor Meldrew: I don't believe it!
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[last lines]
Sales Assistant: You're in luck, Mrs Meldrew. We can have your new television set with you Saturday afternoon at three.
Margaret Meldrew: No, that's all right. Monday morning will be fine.
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