The Good Catholic Quote

Jane: I get it. But in different circumstances we're totally dating right now.
Daniel: No, no, I... no.
Jane: Wow Father, you really know how to make a girl feel special.
Daniel: No, I mean, this, uh, isn't, we're... I, I'm not... you know.
Jane: No, I don't. But I'd be happy to provide feedback if you feel compelled to articulate an entire thought.
Daniel: I am committed to God. That means that any, um, emotional connection, that is... other than friendship, which, which is what I think that we have... friendship. You know a really strong... But anything more than that is obviously not allowed. I mean, it goes against everything, uh, everything, ha ha, that I am, so...
Jane: How do you ever expect to get laid if you keep saying that kind of stuff?... That was a joke, relax.
Daniel: Well, you're probably going to hell because of it, so I really hope it was worth it.
Jane: [look of shock and disbelief]
Daniel: I really can't tell jokes can I.

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