The Gods Must Be Crazy Quotes

Boga: We must save ammunition, set your guns to single fire. [Pointing and explaining a gun to his henchmen]
Boga: Look see. This is single fire, this is automatic. Why do I have to work with amateurs?

Movie: The Gods Must Be Crazy
Boga: We must save ammunition, set your guns to single fire. [Pointing and explaining a gun to his henchmen]
Boga: Look see. This is single fire, this is automatic. Why do I have to work with amateurs?

Movie: The Gods Must Be Crazy
Dr. Ann Taylor: [to monkey who keeps taking her water] All right, you can have this one, but no more! Leave the can! Do you hear me?
Dr. Ann Taylor: [collects some rocks] Do you see these? Don't you dare. Don't even think about it. You'll be sorry.

Movie: The Gods Must Be Crazy
Mpudi: [looking at Steyn in a suit] And why are you so beautiful?
Steyn: I'm going to the school to give her these.
Mpudi: You gonna look like that?
Steyn: Like what?
Mpudi: Like it's a funeral. You've gotta smile and tell her she looks good.
Steyn: How are you an expert on women?
Mpudi: I got seven wives. How many you got?
Steyn: Why aren't you at home with them?
Mpudi: I know how to marry them. Nobody knows how to live with them.
Steyn: So, what did you marry them for?
Mpudi: Someday I have to tell you the facts of life...

Movie: The Gods Must Be Crazy
[Two soldiers both point a gun at each other at the same time. Cuban soldier then drops his gun]
Mateo: All right, I'm your goddamn prisoner!
Timi: I don't want you... You're a shitty prisoner.

Movie: The Gods Must Be Crazy
[Xi looks through a telescope and chatters]
Mpudi: [chuckles] He wants to know, how did all those people get in there?
Steyn: No. no, they're not... they're not in there. They're... [smiles a little]
Steyn: [to Mpudi] You explain.

Movie: The Gods Must Be Crazy