The General Quotes

Moore: We are, I assume, still trying to outsmart each other?

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O'Hara: We could've made wonderful music together.

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Paul Brenner: Perhaps she preferred her men to wear condoms. Perhaps you're aware that condoms are in fashion again, because of disease? These days, you have to boil somebody before you can sleep with them. Care for a bath?

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Sunhill: I thought you hated places like this.

Brenner: I do. However the murderer might be in here; sitting in here, all smug and shiny... until we walked in. And now they're a little less smug and a little less shiny... and I think that's pretty cool, don't you?

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Warrant Officer Paul Brenner: Unclench your ass cheeks, Delbert, the scary part's over.

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Frances: [referring to her sister] Why do go around and see Tina? I don't mind.

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Garda: Hey Cahill! Which sister did you screw last night? Both?

Martin Cahill: Yours.

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General Tanz: It's like the natural functions. Revolting, but inevitable.

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General von Seidlitz-Gabler: Patience is one the few virtues that I possess.

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General von Seidlitz-Gabler: Patience is one the few virtues that I possess.

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Garda: Hey Cahill! Which sister did you screw last night? Both?

Martin Cahill: Yours.

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General Yen: There has never been a people more purely artist, and therefore more purely lover, than the Chinese.

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Johnnie Gray: [to the recruiter who rejects him] If you lose this war don't blame me.

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Johnnie Gray: [to the recruiter who rejects him] If you lose this war don't blame me.

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Martin Cahill: [looking at himself on television] It makes me look fat.

Tina: You're not fat. You're cuddly.

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Title: There were two loves in his life: his engine and...
[cut to his sweetheart's photograph]

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Warrant Officer Paul Brenner: Unclench your ass cheeks, Delbert, the scary part's over.

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[last lines]

Recruiter: [after Johnnie has brought back The General] Occupation?

Johnnie Gray: Soldier!

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[last lines]
Recruiter: [after Johnnie has brought back The General] Occupation?
Johnnie Gray: Soldier!

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[last title card]
Title: Heroes of the day.

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Johnnie Gray : [ to the recruiter who rejects him ] If you lose this war don't blame me.

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Title : There were two loves in his life: his engine and... [ cut to his sweetheart's photograph ]

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[ last lines ]
Recruiter : [ after Johnnie has brought back The General ] Occupation?
Johnnie Gray : Soldier!

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[ first title card ]
Title : The Western and Atlantic Flyer speeding into Marietta, Ga., in the Spring of 1861.

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[ first lines ]
Annabelle's brother : Fort Sumter has been fired upon.
Mr. Lee : Then the war is here.
Annabelle's brother : Yes, dad, and I'm going to be one of the first to enlist.

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Annabelle Lee : Did Johnnie enlist?
Annabelle's brother : He didn't even get in line.
Mr. Lee : He's a disgrace to the South.

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Title : After a nice, quiet, refreshing night's rest.

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[ last title card ]
Title : Heroes of the day.

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