The General Quotes

Sunhill: Why was she murdered?

Brenner: Well, possible motives for murder are profit, revenge, jealousy, to conceal a crime, to avoid humiliation & disgrace, or plain old homicidal mania. Right there in the manual.

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Sunhill: Why was she murdered?

Brenner: Well, possible motives for murder are profit, revenge, jealousy, to conceal a crime, to avoid humiliation & disgrace, or plain old homicidal mania. Right there in the manual.

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The Mayor: Your Excellency -- he took bribes, he drank all my wine, he-he-he yelled out the windows, he even made love to my wife! How could I doubt that he was an Inspector General?

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[Going through Campbell's highly organized closet]

Warrant Officer Paul Brenner, C.I.D.: This was one squared-away soldier. Equally prepared for a military ball or the next war in the jungle.

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[first lines]

Annabelle's brother: Fort Sumter has been fired upon.

Mr. Lee: Then the war is here.

Annabelle's brother: Yes, dad, and I'm going to be one of the first to enlist.

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[first title card]

Title: The Western and Atlantic Flyer speeding into Marietta, Ga., in the Spring of 1861.

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[Going through Campbell's highly organized closet]

Warrant Officer Paul Brenner, C.I.D.: This was one squared-away soldier. Equally prepared for a military ball or the next war in the jungle.

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[last title card]

Title: Heroes of the day.

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Bo Duke: Faster than a bee-stung stallion, cuz

Luke Duke: Y'already used that one, Bo

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Brenner: [Brenner is discussing Elisabeth's medical records that were left in his car anonymously] Now did he instruct you to give me the medical records?

Capt. Goodson: Well, not in so many words... but I think I knew his wishes. You know, anything that might help Elisabeth. I'm sure you know how much he loved her.

Brenner: Not as much as he loved you.

Capt. Goodson: [smiling] What do you mean?

Brenner: I don't know. It's just something about the surprise way you came in that night, the extra care he had in making dinner.

Capt. Goodson: What do you plan on doing about it?

Brenner: Not a thing... other than to tell you I'm sorry about Moore and to ask you for your help. Here... sit down.
[both take a seat on a park bench]

Capt. Goodson: What exactly do you need to know?

Brenner: I want to know about the recreation of the original rape.

Capt. Goodson: I suppose that's what it was.

Brenner: Was it Moore's idea to do this, to kind of cleanse her of her past?

Capt. Goodson: Oh no... Jesus, no. She thought it up. He couldn't talk her out of it.

Brenner: So he felt so bad that he killed himself?

Capt. Goodson: Look, you and I both know that's not how this happened. And that's where they screwed up, whoever did this. Because they didn't know about Bob and me. Bob could no sooner have killed himself than I could pull a chicken out of my ear. But these nefarious types, they don't get that... you know, they don't understand that... affairs of the heart. Way beyo

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Brenner: Chief Yardley! Shouldn't you be out night-sticking the colored folk?

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Brenner: So what happened to the guy with the gun?

Sunhill: I married him.

Brenner: Well, I'm happy for you. I wish a long life of happiness for both of you.

Sunhill: I filed for divorce.

Brenner: Good.

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Brenner: What's worse than rape?

Moore: When you find that out you'll have all the answers.

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Brenner: You don't understand, Colonel Fowler. This is my investigation, and it's still open.

Col. George Fowler: [fuming] Who the hell do you think you are? It's over. You better start thinking about your career, you understand me?

Brenner: [angry] And you'd better start thinking about yours! You are running one lunatic base here! You want to mess with me, Colonel? Let's start gouging away!

Col. George Fowler: You've been warned.
[walks off]

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Col. George Fowler: You had no other choice, sir.

Lt. Gen. Joseph Campbell: You think I killed my own daughter?

Col. George Fowler: It'll die with me, Joe.

Lt. Gen. Joseph Campbell: You... sorry son of a bitch.

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Colonel Robert Moore: Do you think I'm involved in this?

Warrant Officer Paul Brenner, C.I.D.: One way or another, yes.

Colonel Robert Moore: Then wouldn't it behoove me to retain the services of an attorney? I know a good one.

Warrant Officer Paul Brenner, C.I.D.: Two problems there. First the obvious: there are no good ones. Second, you're not a civilian, Colonel, you're in the army. You have no rights to an attorney. You have no right to remain silent. And if you don't cooperate I may have to put you in jail and that would make me feel really bad.

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Colonel Robert Moore: When did... the event transpire?

Warrant Officer Paul Brenner: Zero four hundred, we think.

Colonel Robert Moore: Hmm. See that? My quick segue back to the case.

Warrant Officer Paul Brenner: Subtle as a chainsaw. And where were you?

Colonel Robert Moore: Snug in bed.

Warrant Officer Paul Brenner: Witnesses? A wife, girlfriend, roommate, hooker?

Colonel Robert Moore: I'm divorced. I'm between girlfriends, I live alone and I do not use hookers. I actually have... absolutely no alibi whatsoever. Does that make me a killer?

Warrant Officer Paul Brenner: No. Makes you lonely and unpopular.

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Field Marshal Rommel: I am a traitor - a traitor to a madman.

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Field Marshal Rommel: I am a traitor - a traitor to a madman.

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Frances: [referring to her sister] Why do go around and see Tina? I don't mind.

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General Tanz: [outside Maxim's] An adequate restaurant, very clean.

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General Tanz: It's like the natural functions. Revolting, but inevitable.

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Kent: What do you have?

Brenner: Just a preliminary list of suspects.

Kent: Who?

Brenner: Everyone.

Kent: Looks like you have to narrow it down.

Brenner: Where were you when she was killed?

Kent: I was in the tower when I got the call. No witnesses, though. You?

Brenner: I was too busy killing someone else. I didn't have time to kill two people.

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Kent: What do you have?

Brenner: Just a preliminary list of suspects.

Kent: Who?

Brenner: Everyone.

Kent: Looks like you have to narrow it down.

Brenner: Where were you when she was killed?

Kent: I was in the tower when I got the call. No witnesses, though. You?

Brenner: I was too busy killing someone else. I didn't have time to kill two people.

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Lt. Gen. Joseph Campbell: I want justice for my daughter.

Gen. Sonnenberg: I would give anything for this never to have happened. But it did... and I'm trying to tell you the reality of the situation. We'll never find them, so we'll never know who did it. But we do know this: a coed academy is a good call; a necessary call. Better one unreported and unvindicated rape than to shake the foundations of West Point. To cast suspicion on a thousand soldiers who did not gang-rape a woman that night. All you have to do is convince your daughter that she, the academy, the Army, and a corps of equality would be best served if she just forgot the whole thing. These are the times we live in, Joe.

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Major Grau: That maniac is blowing up half the city!

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Major Grau: That maniac is blowing up half the city!

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Martin Cahill: We never should have bought this house. You never own things. You never own things. The things own you.

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Martin Cahill: We never should have bought this house. You never own things. You never own things. The things own you.

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Megan Davis: You can always do so much more with mercy than you can with murder. Why don't you give her another chance?

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