The Expendables 3 Quotes

Mars: [regarding the old Expendables]Bunch of has-beens still trying to be hard.
Lee Christmas: You're young and you're dumb!

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Stonebanks: Hey Barney! You should have killed me when you had the chance. If you want the kids, come get 'em! [features a video showing the younger Expendables captured]

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[from trailer] Bonaparte: [from trailer]Welcome to the 21st century.

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[from trailer] Trench: Happy hunting!

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Stonebanks: Oh, we don't need this, do we? [throws away gun]

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[first lines] Barney Ross: Lucky ring on!
Lee Christmas: Feel so much safer.

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Barney Ross: I missed you, Christmas.
Lee Christmas: I missed you too, you demented bastard.
Barney Ross: You could've left out the demented part.

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Barney Ross: [at a nightclub]Where is the candidate?
Bonaparte: [points at Luna]Right there in the red dress, about to chop those guys in half.
Barney Ross: [Luna approaches drunk patrons fighting]The hostess?
Bonaparte: Not the hostess, she's the bouncer.

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Galgo: [rescues Luna from a fight, serenades her]Your name is Luna, right? Luna means uh, moon. Hypnotic, mysterious, much like yourself. Would you like to hold... my gun?
Galgo: [Luna bemusedly takes the gun]Vamonos, chica.

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Galgo: [after seeing Luna fight]You're not going to believe this?
Luna: [exasperated]Oh, God!
Galgo: I've been thinking about you the whole time! Do you know that?
Luna: Can we just go?

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Trench: Look out for the CHOPPA!

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[from trailer] Toll Road: Damn, that's cool!

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Drummer: This happened on my watch. You fucked up, and now I'm wearing it.

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Lee Christmas: [Christmas and Doc throw knives at a dartboard, both hitting the bullseye]Not bad...
Doc: [Doc's knife falls off]Oooooh... Best two out of three?

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Thorn: [after disabling security]Ladies first.
Luna: Go ahead, Thorn.

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Doc: [looks at the young Expendables]Ama-teur.
Toll Road: Amateur assholes...
Mars: [pissed]Who're you calling asshole, grandpa?
Toll Road: [confronts him]Grandpa's about to crush your windpipe.

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Drummer: [piloting a helicopter in the battlefield]Drummer's in the house!

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Barney Ross: Great to have you back.
Doc: No better place to be.

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[from trailer] Doc: Lots to digest.

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Barney Ross: [sees Stonebanks]
Barney Ross: It can't be...

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[repeated line] Luna: Men.

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Trench: Hurry up. It's boring.

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Stonebanks: [after being shot by Barney]You motherfucker... What about the Hague?
Barney Ross: [shoots and kills Stonebanks]I am the Hague.

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Goran Vata: Can you access [making a mushroom motion]
Goran Vata: nuclear weapons?
Stonebanks: I might. [getting in close]
Stonebanks: But generally I find that people are little too emotional of ownership. And I'd hate you killing all my other customers by accident. Or on purpose.

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Luna: You know, if you were 30 years younger...
Barney Ross: I'd be afraid of you.

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Trench: I'm getting out of this business, and so should you.

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Gunnar Jensen: [looks at Thorn's gadget]What's this? Your toy, boy?
Thorn: You want to dance, big guy?

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Thorn: [climbing a cliff, looking at the adjacent ledge]You know what, I'm gonna come out and say it. I belong ON you. One, two, thr... [jumps but misses the ledge, parachutes down]

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Barney Ross: You know, it's very hard for me to say this, but at one time, you guys were the best. Maybe still are. But nothing lasts forever. Hard as it is to hear, we aren't the future any more. Unfortunately for us, we're part of the past.
Lee Christmas: You, uh, you done swingin' with us?
Barney Ross: As I see it, if we keep this life up, the only way this thing ends, for all of us, is in a hole in the ground, and no one giving a shit. Now if that's the way I'm supposed to go out, I can live with that. For me. But what I can't live with - and won't live with - is taking you with me.

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Barney Ross: If you're looking to go the family route, this is the wrong job for you.
Luna: There are different kinds of family. When my life is on the line, that's my family fighting with me.

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