The Escort Quote

[first lines] Rick: Hold on a second. Hey, there.
Natalie: Hey.
Rick: [Rick starts to talk on the phone while Natalie undresses herself]I feel like you're not hearing me, because if you were, I wouldn't be repeating myself, that's why. No, because I told... look, I told you three times, okay? Look... We'll get going in two. No, the Nagasaki merger has to happen at 15.6. That's black and white. There's no doubt about that, okay? And then you blend the assets as I pointed out in the prospectus, okay? Trust me, we'll come out of this smelling like a rose. You don't trust me? What am I, a fool? No, you're not gonna look like an idiot. If anyone looks like an idiot, it's me. Okay? Bye. Hey! Let's fuck! Slap me. I've been naughty.
Rick: [Natalie starts to slap him very hard constantly]Wow, all right. Now tell me I'm not gonna get any dessert.
Natalie: You're not getting any dessert!
Rick: What?
Natalie: And you're banned from TV and Internet for a week!
Rick: Yeah. Yeah. Tell me I can't watch Game of Thrones.
Natalie: What?
Rick: Just tell me!
Natalie: You're banned from watching Game of Thrones, you little shit!
Rick: All right, good, good, good, good, good. Yeah, tell me... Run down the whole lineup of HBO Sunday night shows.
Natalie: You're banned from watching Girls!
Rick: No!
Natalie: And Veep! No more Bored To Death!
Rick: They canceled Bored To Death.
Natalie: Um... No more Broadwalk Empire!
Rick: [Natalie starts to ride him on a bed]Ride that shit! Ride that shit! Ride that shit like Evel Knievel! Ride it! Oh god! I am gonna cum your face baby!
Rick: [Rick cums on Natalie's face]It's Sunday night. You want to watch some HBO?
Natalie: Would

Movie: The Escort

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