The Ernest Film Festival (V) Quotes
Ernest P. Worrell: Ya know, Vern, Cream O'Weber Highland sour cream is good on anything from potatoes to tacos, that it was inspired me to write this poem. I infectionatly call it Sour Cream by Ernest P. Worrell. Actually, it's by Cream O'Weber Highland, I just wrote the words. Roses are red, violets are blue, sour cream is white, and comes in a tub.
Movie: The Ernest Film Festival (V)
Ernest P. Worrell: [Reading Vern's hospital chart] Hey Vern it says here you're gettin' 50 depositors a day. Where you puttin' them things anyway?
Movie: The Ernest Film Festival (V)
Ernest P. Worrell: Boy, Vern, crime fightin' is a thankless job, but somebody's gotta do it. Knowhutimean?
Movie: The Ernest Film Festival (V)
Ernest P. Worrell: Did you see her fix these hamburgers? She cooked'em just the way I like'em. She cooked them one at a time, all the fixings, none of them conveyer belts, no automatic burger machines, none of that factory stuff, it's just a real hamburger made by a real human being. What'll they think of next?
Movie: The Ernest Film Festival (V)