The Emperors New Groove Quotes

[Pacha has gotten himself and Kuzco tied to a log]
Kuzco: Maybe I'm just new to this whole rescuing thing, but this, to me, might be considered kind of a step backwards, wouldn't you say?
Pacha: No, no, no. It's... It's okay. T-This is all right. We can figure this out. [the log starts to break]
Kuzco: I hate you.

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Pacha: We're on our honeymoon.
Waitress: Bless you for coming out in public.

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Kronk's Shoulder Angel: Look at her. She's upset.
Kronk: Upset? She's beating me in effigy.

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Kuzco: And let's not forget Yzma's right-hand man. Every decade or so she gets a new one. This year's model is called Kronk.

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Kuzco: Boom, baby!

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Pacha: What happened?
Old Man: Well, I threw off the Emperor's groove.
Pacha: What?
Old Man: His groove! The rhythm in which he lives his life. His pattern of behavior. I threw it off. And the Emperor had me thrown out the window.
Pacha: Oh, really? I'm supposed to see him today.
Old Man: Don't throw off his groove!
Pacha: Oh, okay.
Old Man: Bewaaare, the grooove.
Pacha: Hey, are you gonna be all right?
Old Man: Grooove...

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