The Dictator Quote
[Aboard the helicopter, Aladeen and Nadal are smiling at the American tourists in front of them, as Aladeen points at his sheriff's badge]General Aladeen: I love being an Americans! America is number one! Oh, I am from U.S.A.! My father also from U.S.A.! My great-grandfather fought in the American Civil Jihad. I am very proud to be an American. I am America's number one douche. [Nadal sighs]
General Aladeen: [Speaking in Wadiyan]I've fooled them. Job done.
Nadal: [Speaking in Wadiyan]So, how are things back at the Palace?
General Aladeen: [Speaking in Wadiyan]Fine, but guess who's still living in my guest house?
Nadal: [Speaking in Wadiyan]Ooh, Bin Laden?
General Aladeen: [Speaking in Wadiyan]Yes, Osama. Bin Laden flooding the bathroom every time he showers... And how hard is it to put a bath mat down, Bin Laden? [Tourists look worried]
General Aladeen: [Speaking in Wadiyan]Hey, do you remember my favorite sports car?
Nadal: [Speaking in Wadiyan]You mean your Porsche?
General Aladeen: [Speaking in Wadiyan]Yes... the 911.
Nadal: 911, it's the best!
General Aladeen: [Speaking in Wadiyan]So I was driving the 911 near the Palace one day... [making hand gestures of driving the car]
General Aladeen: and I totally crashed! [Aladeen and Nadal laugh as the tourists get more nervous]
General Aladeen: [Speaking in Wadiyan]It's okay, I've already ordered a new one. A brand new 911 2012. [Tourists get even more nervous]
Nadal: [Speaking in Wadiyan]You know, while you are here, you should try to see some of the sights such as the Empire State Building and Yankee Stadium.
General Aladeen: [Speaking in Wadiyan]And I'd love to see the fireworks over the Statue of Liberty. [makes exploding sounds before giving Nadal a high-five and looking at the tourists]
Nadal: [Speaking in Wadiyan]Hey, have your old ba
General Aladeen: [Speaking in Wadiyan]I've fooled them. Job done.
Nadal: [Speaking in Wadiyan]So, how are things back at the Palace?
General Aladeen: [Speaking in Wadiyan]Fine, but guess who's still living in my guest house?
Nadal: [Speaking in Wadiyan]Ooh, Bin Laden?
General Aladeen: [Speaking in Wadiyan]Yes, Osama. Bin Laden flooding the bathroom every time he showers... And how hard is it to put a bath mat down, Bin Laden? [Tourists look worried]
General Aladeen: [Speaking in Wadiyan]Hey, do you remember my favorite sports car?
Nadal: [Speaking in Wadiyan]You mean your Porsche?
General Aladeen: [Speaking in Wadiyan]Yes... the 911.
Nadal: 911, it's the best!
General Aladeen: [Speaking in Wadiyan]So I was driving the 911 near the Palace one day... [making hand gestures of driving the car]
General Aladeen: and I totally crashed! [Aladeen and Nadal laugh as the tourists get more nervous]
General Aladeen: [Speaking in Wadiyan]It's okay, I've already ordered a new one. A brand new 911 2012. [Tourists get even more nervous]
Nadal: [Speaking in Wadiyan]You know, while you are here, you should try to see some of the sights such as the Empire State Building and Yankee Stadium.
General Aladeen: [Speaking in Wadiyan]And I'd love to see the fireworks over the Statue of Liberty. [makes exploding sounds before giving Nadal a high-five and looking at the tourists]
Nadal: [Speaking in Wadiyan]Hey, have your old ba
Movie: The Dictator
