The Dick Van Dyke Show Quote

Rob Petrie: Morning, honey.
[puckers his lips expecting a kiss]
Laura Petrie: (in rapid-fire fashion) What do you mean by that? It may be a good morning for you, but it wasn't for me! You didn't have to clean up the mess that this one made when he decided to finger paint all over the bathroom mirror with the toothpaste. And you don't have to be concerned at all about the fact that the cleaning woman isn't coming today and you have five people coming over for lunch. Sure, go ahead, good morning! Why not?
Rob Petrie: (recoiling) Honey, give me another chance. I'll go out and come in again. I won't say good morning. I'll just wave as I go by.

TV Show: The Dick Van Dyke Show

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