The Dentist Quote
Daughter: [after her father has patted her on the derriere as she looks into the ice box] Fifty pounds and chop it fine.
Dentist: [reading from a newpaper] Mrs. Unclebeck...â?
[looking up when her words have sunken in]
Dentist: What do you mean, Fifty pounds and chop it fine?
Daughter: Oh, I thought you were Arthur.
Dentist: Who's Arthur?
Daughter: He's the man I intend to marry.
Dentist: Oh, well, don't tell me anything about it - I'm only your father. I can read about it in the newspapers. What does he do for a living?
Daughter: Well, he's the iceman.
Dentist: [shocked] An iceman?
Daughter: Yeah, he goes to college. He's a Cornell man.
Arthur the iceman: [voice from outside] Iceman!
Daughter: Red Grange was an iceman.
Dentist: He's still an iceman as far as I'm concerned!
Dentist: [reading from a newpaper] Mrs. Unclebeck...â?
[looking up when her words have sunken in]
Dentist: What do you mean, Fifty pounds and chop it fine?
Daughter: Oh, I thought you were Arthur.
Dentist: Who's Arthur?
Daughter: He's the man I intend to marry.
Dentist: Oh, well, don't tell me anything about it - I'm only your father. I can read about it in the newspapers. What does he do for a living?
Daughter: Well, he's the iceman.
Dentist: [shocked] An iceman?
Daughter: Yeah, he goes to college. He's a Cornell man.
Arthur the iceman: [voice from outside] Iceman!
Daughter: Red Grange was an iceman.
Dentist: He's still an iceman as far as I'm concerned!
Movie: The Dentist
