The Crowd Quotes
[Trying to put out a fire and having just set the fire to the extinguisher]
Moss: I'll just put it here with the rest of the fire.
Moss: I'll just put it here with the rest of the fire.
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[Moss suddenly notices the fire he set and naturally confuses it with golf]
Moss: Ooh! Fore! I mean "Five!" I mean "Fire!"
Moss: Ooh! Fore! I mean "Five!" I mean "Fire!"
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Bathsheba Everdene: [to her farmhands] There's ten shillings for anyone who wants to stay, and no hard words for anyone who wants to go.
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Del: Okay, we're solving for "n".
Vicky: But that's a letter. I thought this was math.
Del: It's algebra. That is math.
Vicky: Oh...
Vicky: But that's a letter. I thought this was math.
Del: It's algebra. That is math.
Vicky: Oh...
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Denholm: [answers phone] Hello? What? Well if you can't work as a team you're all fired. That's it, you heard me, fired! Get your things and go.
[redials phone]
Denholm: Hello, security? Everyone on floor 4 is fired. Escort them from the premises. And do it as a team. Remember, you're a team and if you can't act as a team, you're fired too.
[redials phone]
Denholm: Dom, get on to recruitment. Get them to look for a security team that can work as a team. They may have to escort the current security team from the building for not acting like a team.
[redials phone]
Denholm: Hello, security? Everyone on floor 4 is fired. Escort them from the premises. And do it as a team. Remember, you're a team and if you can't act as a team, you're fired too.
[redials phone]
Denholm: Dom, get on to recruitment. Get them to look for a security team that can work as a team. They may have to escort the current security team from the building for not acting like a team.
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Denholm: [trying to stress out Jen] Jen, if this needle goes past here, you're fired. Does that make you feel stressed at all? Does it? Jen? Are you sure? Jen? Does it? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure?
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Denholm: Team! Team, team, team, team, team. I even love saying the word 'team'. You probably think this is a picture of my family? No! It's a picture of The A-Team. Bodie, Doyle, Tiger, the Jewellery Man.
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Douglas: Hell's teeth! I'm not aroused! They're cars! God damn these electric sex pants!
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Douglas: How the hell do you two guys work with a finger lickin' piece of chicken like that?
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Jen: [Denholm laughs at a cup of tea] Hello, Denholm.
Denholm: Hi Jen, I'm just enjoying this cup of tea.
[Keeps laughing]
Denholm: Brilliant!
Denholm: Hi Jen, I'm just enjoying this cup of tea.
[Keeps laughing]
Denholm: Brilliant!
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Jen: Can I ask you two a question?
Roy: Please, Christ, yes!
Moss: Wait, wait, one moment. Wait.
[goes to computer]
Moss: OK, go.
Jen: How can you two live like this?
Moss: "How can you two...
Roy: Don't Google the question, Moss!
Roy: Please, Christ, yes!
Moss: Wait, wait, one moment. Wait.
[goes to computer]
Moss: OK, go.
Jen: How can you two live like this?
Moss: "How can you two...
Roy: Don't Google the question, Moss!
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Jen: 'Cradle Of Filth'? I presume that's a band.
Richmond: Hmm.
Jen: It's not literally a cradle of filth.
Richmond: Ooh, no! That would be horrible!
Richmond: Hmm.
Jen: It's not literally a cradle of filth.
Richmond: Ooh, no! That would be horrible!
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Jen: Hang on, guys.
[Typing on computer]
Jen: How can I help?
Roy: Well, we were just wondering now that you're 'the boss', would you like us to access the data supply and connect you up to the matrix?
Jen: [pause] You just made all that up.
Roy: [shouting] You don't know anything about computers! Admit it!
Jen: Would you stop trying to undermine me? Now get in there and do some work to do with computers! I'll be in there in a minute to check up on you!
[Moss goes under her desk]
Roy: OK, lady! You've won this round! But we can wait. You will slip up one day. And believe you me, we will be there when you do. There will be some piece of evidence that will prove without any shadow of a doubt that you don't know anything about computers!
Jen: [to Moss] What are you doing?
Moss: Plugging in your computer.
Roy: [Not realising Moss has found Jen's computer unplugged] It might be something you say, or something you do, but when we notice it - and believe me, we will notice it - it's gonna be a long way down for you, sweetcheeks!
[Leaves Jen's office]
Moss: He'll realise in a second.
Roy: [Runs back into Jen's office and screams with delight] . Aaahhh!
[Typing on computer]
Jen: How can I help?
Roy: Well, we were just wondering now that you're 'the boss', would you like us to access the data supply and connect you up to the matrix?
Jen: [pause] You just made all that up.
Roy: [shouting] You don't know anything about computers! Admit it!
Jen: Would you stop trying to undermine me? Now get in there and do some work to do with computers! I'll be in there in a minute to check up on you!
[Moss goes under her desk]
Roy: OK, lady! You've won this round! But we can wait. You will slip up one day. And believe you me, we will be there when you do. There will be some piece of evidence that will prove without any shadow of a doubt that you don't know anything about computers!
Jen: [to Moss] What are you doing?
Moss: Plugging in your computer.
Roy: [Not realising Moss has found Jen's computer unplugged] It might be something you say, or something you do, but when we notice it - and believe me, we will notice it - it's gonna be a long way down for you, sweetcheeks!
[Leaves Jen's office]
Moss: He'll realise in a second.
Roy: [Runs back into Jen's office and screams with delight] . Aaahhh!
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Jen: How come you never see Goths driving cars?
Richmond: Oh, we drive cars. We're just like you really, except we listen to Cradle of Filth.
Richmond: Oh, we drive cars. We're just like you really, except we listen to Cradle of Filth.
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Lonesome Rhodes: Can't keep anything alive up here. Dust in this city kills everything.
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Moss' Mum: [Moss is in toilet] Moss, what are you doing?
Moss: Number twos, leave me alone! Stop doing this, you're always doing this, you're making it go back in!
Moss: Number twos, leave me alone! Stop doing this, you're always doing this, you're making it go back in!
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Moss: [picks up phone] Hello, IT? Yah-hah? Have you tried forcing an expected reboot? You see the driver hooks the function by patching the system call table, so it's not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory.
[laughs]
Moss: Hello?
[laughs]
Moss: Hello?
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Moss: Excuse me, I would like a go and I think Roy should be punished for nearly killing that lady.
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Moss: I just went in and she was having a pretend conversation.
Roy: Really?
Moss: Yes. She's a little bit weird, to say the least.
[sprays his ear with a small aerosol attached to his belt]
Roy: What's that?
Moss: Oh, it's just water. Sometimes I get a hot ear, and this helps cool it down. She is quite the oddball.
Roy: Really?
Moss: Yes. She's a little bit weird, to say the least.
[sprays his ear with a small aerosol attached to his belt]
Roy: What's that?
Moss: Oh, it's just water. Sometimes I get a hot ear, and this helps cool it down. She is quite the oddball.
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Moss: I'm at the end of my flipping tether!
Doctor Mendall: MOSS! It's not like you to use that sort of language!
Moss: Flip off!
[runs away]
Doctor Mendall: MOSS! It's not like you to use that sort of language!
Moss: Flip off!
[runs away]
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