The Complete Works of William Shakespeare (Abridged) Quotes
[trying to perform the to be or not to be soliloquy]
Austin Tichenor: [quietly] Shut up. [Laughter]
Austin Tichenor: [a little louder] Shut up! [More laughter]
Austin Tichenor: [pulling out his sword] What part of shut up don't you understand? [Laughter]
Austin Tichenor: [quietly] Shut up. [Laughter]
Austin Tichenor: [a little louder] Shut up! [More laughter]
Austin Tichenor: [pulling out his sword] What part of shut up don't you understand? [Laughter]
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Cleopatra: Is this an asp I see before me? Oh no! [Cleopatra proceeds to vomit over various audience members]
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MacBeth: Ach, that's de-great! And McWhat McNeed McI McFearrrrrrrr of McDuff?
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[Macbeth]
McDuff: Ach, see you, Jimmy! And know that McDuff was from his mother's womb untimely ripped - what do ye think aboot that, lad?
MacBeth: Ech! That's bloody disgustin'!
McDuff: Ach, see you, Jimmy! And know that McDuff was from his mother's womb untimely ripped - what do ye think aboot that, lad?
MacBeth: Ech! That's bloody disgustin'!
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