The Boys in the Band Quotes

Donald: Thanks to the silver screen your neurosis has got style.

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Harold: Who is she? Who was she? Who does she hope to be?

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Michael: Let's do this again real soon.
Harold: Yeah, how about a year from Shavuos?

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Michael: You're stoned and you're late. You were supposed to arrive at this location at eight thirty dash nine o'clock.
Harold: What I am Michael is a 32 year-old, ugly, pock marked Jew fairy, and if it takes me a little while to pull myself together, and if I smoke a little grass before I get up the nerve to show my face to the world, it's nobody's god damned business but my own. And how are you this evening?

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[Looking in the mirror]
Michael: There's one thing to be said about masturbation: you certainly don't have to look your best.

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