The Birdcage Quotes
Agador: When you gonna let me audition for you again?
Armand: When you have talent.
Armand: When you have talent.
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Albert: You're obviously not a cultural whatever-it-is. You've never been to a museum, and you eat like a pig.
Armand: Albert, these people are right-wing conservatives. They don't care if you're a pig, they just care if you're a fag!
Armand: Albert, these people are right-wing conservatives. They don't care if you're a pig, they just care if you're a fag!
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Armand: You do an eclectic celebration of the dance! You do Fosse, Fosse, Fosse! You do Martha Graham, Martha Graham, Martha Graham! Or Twyla, Twyla, Twyla! Or Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd, Michael Kidd! Or Madonna, Madonna, Madonna!... but you keep it all inside.
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Armand: A woman is said to be worth her weight in hands. And a man's wealth is measured by the size of his cock.
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