The Barber Shop Quotes

Cornelius O'Hare: Haircut or shave?
Mr. Flood: [laconically] Yeah.
Cornelius O'Hare: I beg your pardon, isn't your name Flugg?
Mr. Flood: Yeah.
Cornelius O'Hare: I thought so. I didn't recognize your face when you first came in.
Mr. Flood: [deadpan] No, it's all healed up since I was in here last.

Movie: The Barber Shop
Ronald: Do you know why a load of hay is like a mouse?
Cornelius O'Hare: No, Ronald, I do not. I've never noticed a similarity between a small rodent and a large amount of horse's provender. Why does a small rodent resemble a load of hay?
Ronald: Cause cat'll eat it! [Laughing]
Cornelius O'Hare: Cat'll eat it. Cattle eat it. [Recognizing the pun]
Cornelius O'Hare: Very good, Ronald, very... [Aware of his wife's disapproval]
Cornelius O'Hare: Eat your spinach, eat your spinach, eat your spinach!

Movie: The Barber Shop