The Apple Quotes

Amos Tucker: How much money do you figure that dude's got in front of him?
Theodore Ogelvie: About five hundred.
Amos Tucker: Five hundred? Wow! You know, that'll be, uh, that's two hundred apiece!

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Clovis: What's that?
Russell Donovan: Salt pork. [beat]
Russell Donovan: I think.
Clovis: It looks like fat.
Russell Donovan: Well, whatever it, it's dinner.
Clovis: [disgusted] That's dinner?
Russell Donovan: That's dinner!

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John Wintle: I'm leaving for San Francisco tonight.
Sheriff McCoy: San Francisco's loss is Quake City's gain.

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Sheriff McCoy: Dusty's a fine specimen of womanhood! I seen her get caught in a cloudburst once, and I wanna to tell you!

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Theodore: [to Amos, about a ladder] Get back, you cabbage head! You're gonna bust it!

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[looking at Alphie's sleeping area]
Alphie's Landlady: Oh, my God, what happened in here last night, a pogrom?

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