The Apartment Quote
Fran Kubelik : I never catch colds.
C.C. Baxter : Really? I was reading some figures from the Sickness and Accident Claims Division. You know that the average New Yorker between the ages of twenty and fifty has two and a half colds a year?
Fran Kubelik : That makes me feel just terrible.
C.C. Baxter : Why?
Fran Kubelik : Well, to make the figures come out even, if I have no colds a year, some poor slob must have five colds a year.
C.C. Baxter : [ sheepishly ] Yeah... it's me.
C.C. Baxter : Really? I was reading some figures from the Sickness and Accident Claims Division. You know that the average New Yorker between the ages of twenty and fifty has two and a half colds a year?
Fran Kubelik : That makes me feel just terrible.
C.C. Baxter : Why?
Fran Kubelik : Well, to make the figures come out even, if I have no colds a year, some poor slob must have five colds a year.
C.C. Baxter : [ sheepishly ] Yeah... it's me.
Movie: The Apartment
