Tenacious D Quote

Kyle: [as Jack measures him] Jack, our world tour is just around the corner. We've gotta make a list of our backstage demands! [looks down at a notepad] Okay, M&M's-- 2 red for every blue; 7 strippers, 3 for Kyle, 3 for Jack, one floater--
Jack: And one retired astronaut. [Kyle chuckles] Kyle, could you stretch out your arm? I'm measuring you for our tuxes.
Kyle: [stretches his arm] For what?
Jack: For Grammy night, buddy; you don't wanna go lookin' like a hayseed. [both laugh] Right? Right.

TV Show: Tenacious D

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