Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Quotes
Splinter: Legend tells us they came at a time of great pestilence. Farms yielded no food, hearts no hope. Jealousy and spite lured them to us... the demons, the Yokai. Through fear, they enslaved the people. But a remnant of hope shined bright in the darkness... the kappa yokai. Summoned not from anger as the demons, but instead by their hogosha. Though powerful, they would require training from a master in the art of ninjutsu; one who could teach them the principles of honour, courage, wisdom and brotherhood; to become true heroes and defeat the warlord. With these newfound skills in ninjutsu, the kappa yokai were a deadly force. And for the first time in many years, darkness was banished from the land. One generation passed the legend on to the next, preserving their memory should they be needed once more...
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Eric Sachs: [shoots at April]This is history, repeating itself! Your father walked in on me, April, just like you did!
April O'Neil: You killed my father...
April O'Neil: You killed my father...
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Michelangelo: [spars with Donnie]Wassup, bro? You want some of this? I'm like a ghost! I'm over here, then I'm over here bro! I'm a shadow! I'm a flying shadow fire dragon! [Donatello knocks him down]
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[from trailer] Donatello: I always wanted to try this... [uses his staff as a fulcrum to tip over a moving SUV]
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Michelangelo: [fights the Foot]Wassup, bro? Oh, you want some of this? I'm a snapping turtle fool! Snap, snap, snap!
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[the young Turtles play buck-buck, Raphael walks off] Leonardo: Where're you going, Raph? I need all of you!
Raphael: It's stupid - like you, Mikey!
Raphael: It's stupid - like you, Mikey!
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[Raph discovers his brothers are in cages, with one cage empty] Shredder: Raphael, glad you could join us. The fourth cage is for you!
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Michelangelo: So guys, if it wasn't already obvious with that girl... dibs!
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[Michelangelo stares at April] Michelangelo: [whispers]Oh, she's hot, I can feel my shell tightening...
Raphael: We can hear you!
Raphael: We can hear you!
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[from trailer] Raphael: [faces Shredder]Come on! [gets thrown into a wall]
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Eric Sachs: Inside those turtles is the most precious compound on earth - mutagen. I want you to drain every ounce of their blood, even if it kills them!
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[April stares at the Turtles] Raphael: See, she's looking at us like we're freaks! I bet that's why you took our picture, wasn't it, to show to your friends?
Michelangelo: Bro, that's a good thing. Maybe she has hot friends!
Michelangelo: Bro, that's a good thing. Maybe she has hot friends!
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April O'Neil: SHREDDER! [stabs the Shredder with one of Raphael's sais]
Shredder: You stupid little girl...
Shredder: You stupid little girl...
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[deleted scene] April O'Neil: [on air]Three days ago, New York would have called Eric Sachs its hero. But today, we know he's one of the greatest villains this city has ever faced. How were we so easily fooled? And what can we learn from this tragedy? Maybe, it's that heroes aren't exactly who you might expect them to be. They're not wealthy billionaires, they're not square-jawed comic-book characters with flowing capes. Heroes can be anyone. Like the vigilantes that saved this city. They were born in shadow, they live in shadow, they fight in shadow, and they always will. [April and Vernon spot the Turtle Van moving through a crowd]
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April O'Neil: Swing me toward him! [the Turtles swing April at Shredder and she knocks him off]
Michelangelo: That's my girl!
Michelangelo: That's my girl!
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Karai: We know you're out there! If you don't surrender, we start executing hostages!
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Donatello: BAM! System disabled! Who wants Italian? I'm buying! Tiramisu for everybody!
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Eric Sachs: [sees April and Vernon]You two are adorable. I could just pinch your cheeks! [shoots at them]
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