Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Quotes
[first lines] Splinter: You are extraordinary, my sons. Unlike anything the world has ever seen. Bowed in greatness, destined to protect the people of New York! A dark force is growing: a criminal organization known as the Foot Clan, so named because they step over the good people of this city with no regard. Their leader, Shredder, will come at you with ferocity. His Foot Clan will outnumber you! The people of New York will look upon you as their only hope. Eyes focused! Elbows locked! Stance lowered! Be one with the blades! I know you are eager to answer their calls. But your training is not yet complete. The world below must remain your home. As your father, you must trust me and be patient. You are not yet ready to go above ground, but I believe when that day comes, when you rise to the streets, you will be responsible for amazing things.
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Michelangelo: Leo's in trouble!
Raphael: My shell's cracked... just duct tape it up...
Donatello: Allow me to be the badass for once! [goes to save Leonardo]
Raphael: My shell's cracked... just duct tape it up...
Donatello: Allow me to be the badass for once! [goes to save Leonardo]
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Raphael: Looking for this? [holds up April's phone]
April O'Neil: No no no, don't break that! Please!
Leonardo: [takes the phone out of Raph's hand]How many times do I have to tell you? We don't break things, we fix them. Donnie already wiped the pic, genius! Problem solved! Moving on!
Raphael: Who made you boss?
Leonardo: You know who did. [both get in each others' faces]
Michelangelo: Oooh, tension. It's been like thirty whole minutes since you had this conversation.
April O'Neil: No no no, don't break that! Please!
Leonardo: [takes the phone out of Raph's hand]How many times do I have to tell you? We don't break things, we fix them. Donnie already wiped the pic, genius! Problem solved! Moving on!
Raphael: Who made you boss?
Leonardo: You know who did. [both get in each others' faces]
Michelangelo: Oooh, tension. It's been like thirty whole minutes since you had this conversation.
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[Donatello checks out the Foot and sees they're armed] Donatello: Oh my Gosh, they have guns!
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[the Turtles take April and Vernon through the sewers] Michelangelo: Please keep your hands and feet inside the shell at all times!
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[seeing all the Turtles and Shredder] Vernon Fenwick: Four turtles... one's fighting a robot samurai. Why not?
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[from trailer] Eric Sachs: Crime, violence and fear have run rampant. Our great city is being destroyed. People want justice restored to this world. People want heroes, Miss O'Neil. [unveils an array of chemicals]
Eric Sachs: But heroes are not born, they're created. That's what your father and I were trying to do: create heroes.
Eric Sachs: But heroes are not born, they're created. That's what your father and I were trying to do: create heroes.
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[from trailer] Splinter: You live, you die, you fight as brothers. Remember, nothing is as strong as family... [raises a katana and takes on the Shredder]
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[from trailer] Leonardo: We were created as weapons, and we knew the world would never accept us... but one day, it would need us.
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Splinter: My sons, your training is not yet complete. But you will become the warriors that legends are made of.
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Leonardo: All these years you told us we were rescued from the fire by a great guardian spirit, a hogosha.
Splinter: That's right. [points at April]
Splinter: This is the hogosha. [all the Turtles bow to April]
Michelangelo: [whispers]Dude, my girlfriend is the hogosha... [Leo hits him]
Splinter: That's right. [points at April]
Splinter: This is the hogosha. [all the Turtles bow to April]
Michelangelo: [whispers]Dude, my girlfriend is the hogosha... [Leo hits him]
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[all the Turtles are in the Hashi] Michelangelo: [doing a handstand on a swivel chair]Guys, I'm in the zone! There's literally nothing that can break me right now! [Splinter tosses a pizza at Michelangelo]
Michelangelo: Starting to crack...
Michelangelo: Starting to crack...
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[the Turtles show off their assault van] Michelangelo: Check the bases, bro! [activates missiles that blow up a car]
Michelangelo: My bad... still figuring out the buttons...
Michelangelo: My bad... still figuring out the buttons...
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[from trailer] Raphael: [to Leo]Why are you always telling me what to do? [punches out a Foot Ninja behind Leonardo]
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Splinter: Shredder.
Shredder: All these years I've been trying to recreate the mutagen. And you... you just handed it to me.
Splinter: [draws his sword]You will not lay a hand on my sons!
Shredder: [laughs]Your sons? You think you're their father?
Shredder: All these years I've been trying to recreate the mutagen. And you... you just handed it to me.
Splinter: [draws his sword]You will not lay a hand on my sons!
Shredder: [laughs]Your sons? You think you're their father?
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Splinter: Listen closely, April. I don't remember a time before living in that laboratory. That fateful night started like any other: Sachs gave us our injections, your father made sure our vital signs were strong, and you as always provided us with a special treat. After the brothers went to sleep, I heard loud voices... it was the smell of smoke. Alarms sounded. Your father had discovered the truth behind the man he was working for. He set fire to the lab; his last breath was taken trying to destroy Shredder's plan. I was terrified. But then you appeared, and ushered us to safety.
Splinter: I never had a voice, then. But I thank you now, April.
Splinter: I never had a voice, then. But I thank you now, April.
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[sliding down a mountainslope] Raphael: Hey Donnie, do that fancy slingshot thing! We're gonna take Little Miss Sunshine out!
Donatello: Batter up! [with his staff, he swings Raphael into Karai's SUV]
Donatello: Batter up! [with his staff, he swings Raphael into Karai's SUV]
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[Raph picks up his brothers' weapons] Raphael: Let's go save my brothers!
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Bernadette Thompson: There are four six-foot talking turtles walking around New York City, and no one has seen them but you?
April O'Neil: That's what I'm telling you.
Bernadette Thompson: Okay, get out.
April O'Neil: That's what I'm telling you.
Bernadette Thompson: Okay, get out.
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Splinter: [to April]I saw how your father loved you, and I knew I had to show that same love to the Turtles. I became their father, and they became my sons.
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Splinter: Everything they are, and everything they have become, was made possible by the bravery you displayed on that fateful night.
April O'Neil: I was just a little girl...
Splinter: And you gave us freedom, where others would have kept us in cages.
April O'Neil: I was just a little girl...
Splinter: And you gave us freedom, where others would have kept us in cages.
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Raphael: Ram the gate!
Vernon Fenwick: Ram the gate? This is Channel 6 property!
Raphael: I SAID RAM THE GATE!
Vernon Fenwick: Ram the gate? This is Channel 6 property!
Raphael: I SAID RAM THE GATE!
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[the Turtles bring April to their lair] Michelangelo: Welcome to my crib, girl!
April O'Neil: Where are we?
Michelangelo: This is our Fortress of Solitude, our Hogwarts, our Xavier's Academy, our secret Wonderland!
April O'Neil: [sniffs]Are we in the sewer?
Michelangelo: No...
Donatello: Technically, yes.
April O'Neil: Where are we?
Michelangelo: This is our Fortress of Solitude, our Hogwarts, our Xavier's Academy, our secret Wonderland!
April O'Neil: [sniffs]Are we in the sewer?
Michelangelo: No...
Donatello: Technically, yes.
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[the Turtles surive a barrage of gunfire] Raphael: We're bulletproof...
Leonardo: Sweet!
Leonardo: Sweet!
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[April leans out of a truck to get photos] Vernon Fenwick: O'Neil, what are you doing? [sees her derriere]
Vernon Fenwick: [stares]Yeah, that's good. Make sure you're getting everything... [nearly crashes the truck]
Vernon Fenwick: [stares]Yeah, that's good. Make sure you're getting everything... [nearly crashes the truck]
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[from trailer] Eric Sachs: [to a shadowy figure]We're taking your armour to the next level...
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Donatello: Surveillance are showing heavy, HEAVY Foot Clan activity.
Raphael: They've taken hostages, dude...
Leonardo: You know we're not supposed to go above ground!
Raphael: We've done this before. We started something, and we gotta finish it.
Michelangelo: [looking at a monitor]This is insane... that cat is playing Chopsticks with chopsticks!
Leonardo: Don't be an idiot! [changes the monitor's channel, to Mikey's chagrin]
Leonardo: Okay... let's rock and roll, boys!
Raphael: They've taken hostages, dude...
Leonardo: You know we're not supposed to go above ground!
Raphael: We've done this before. We started something, and we gotta finish it.
Michelangelo: [looking at a monitor]This is insane... that cat is playing Chopsticks with chopsticks!
Leonardo: Don't be an idiot! [changes the monitor's channel, to Mikey's chagrin]
Leonardo: Okay... let's rock and roll, boys!
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