Ted Quote
[John is in Thomas' office for being late and for Ted damaging one of the rental cars]Thomas: John, it's almost 10: 00.
John: I know, sir. I'm sorry, it wasn't my fault.
Thomas: What do you mean?
John: Why? I, I guess I wasn't really prepared for a follow-up question.
Thomas: John, all you got to do is to not fuck up, and you get my job when I go to Corporate next month. You're the new branch manager. All you got to do is not fuck up.
John: I realize that.
Thomas: Good. Glad to hear. Because in a month, my life could be your life. A cushy, $38,000 a year branch manager who is personal friends with Tom Skeritt? Not a bad life, is it?
John: No.
Thomas: [Taps desk]Let me show you something that I don't like to show people, because I don't want them treating me differently. [Pulls out a picture frame from his top drawer]
Thomas: Lo, that's me and Skeritt.
John: Wow.
Thomas: Goddamn right, wow. [Places picture frame back in drawer]
Thomas: I'm gonna dock you for dinging the car and for showing up late, okay? Try to be a little more responsible tomorrow.
John: I will, sir. I promise. [as Thomas writes the disciplinary report, John points at him with both hands]
John: [Impersonating Tom Skeritt]Not gonna let you down, Goose.
Thomas: What?
John: Top Gun.
Thomas: So?
John: Tom Skeritt.
Thomas: I know that. Get out of here, okay?
John: Thank you, sir.
John: I know, sir. I'm sorry, it wasn't my fault.
Thomas: What do you mean?
John: Why? I, I guess I wasn't really prepared for a follow-up question.
Thomas: John, all you got to do is to not fuck up, and you get my job when I go to Corporate next month. You're the new branch manager. All you got to do is not fuck up.
John: I realize that.
Thomas: Good. Glad to hear. Because in a month, my life could be your life. A cushy, $38,000 a year branch manager who is personal friends with Tom Skeritt? Not a bad life, is it?
John: No.
Thomas: [Taps desk]Let me show you something that I don't like to show people, because I don't want them treating me differently. [Pulls out a picture frame from his top drawer]
Thomas: Lo, that's me and Skeritt.
John: Wow.
Thomas: Goddamn right, wow. [Places picture frame back in drawer]
Thomas: I'm gonna dock you for dinging the car and for showing up late, okay? Try to be a little more responsible tomorrow.
John: I will, sir. I promise. [as Thomas writes the disciplinary report, John points at him with both hands]
John: [Impersonating Tom Skeritt]Not gonna let you down, Goose.
Thomas: What?
John: Top Gun.
Thomas: So?
John: Tom Skeritt.
Thomas: I know that. Get out of here, okay?
John: Thank you, sir.
Movie: Ted
