Ted Quote

Ted: No, see trust me I can do this.
Guy
1: Shut up.
Guy
2: Let him try it, man.
Guy
1: All right. Okay. [Puts his hand on the table with fingers spread out. Ted picks up a knife and starts stabbing the table between Guy
1's fingers as the crowd cheers. Ted stabs faster until he accidentally stabs Guy
1's hand. Crowd gasps as Guy
1 grabs his hand and crashes into the TV stand]
Ted: What?
Guy
1: [Holding his hand where blood is oozing out of the wound]Son of a bitch!
Ted: Well you never should have trusted me. I'm on drugs.

Movie: Ted

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