Ted Quote

[from trailer][thunder is heard outside]Lori: I don't - I don't understand. I really don't. You're 35 years old and you're still scared of a little thunder?
John: I am not! [Ted comes running into the bed]
Ted: Thunder buddies for life, right, Johnny?
John: Fucking right.
Ted: Alright, come on, let's sing the thunder song.
John: Alright.
John
Ted: [singing]When you hear the sound of thunder, / Don't you get too scared. / Just grab your thunder buddy / And say these magic words: / Fuck you, thunder! / You can suck my dick! / You can't get me thunder / 'Cause you're just God's farts! [blow raspberries]

Movie: Ted

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