Swimming with Sharks Quotes

Buddy: Get me packed up, I gotta get to services.
Guy: What services? Who died?
Buddy: No one... yet. It's Yom Kippur, you idiot.
Guy: Oh, I didn't realize Ackerman was a Jewish name.
Buddy: It's Jewish enough, especially when the big players are involved. Besides, I have a sudden need to atone for my sins. [chuckles]

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Buddy: You're happy. I hate that!

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Buddy: Oh, really? Well, what are we supposed to think? A young, eager producer comes up to the house of a top executive for a midnight rendezvous? She's right, Guy, it's not what you think. She's definitely not selling Girl Scout cookies!

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Buddy: I told you, it's gotta be loud loud loud! The audience should feel their balls tremble, their ears should bleed!

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Buddy: Life is not a movie. Good guys lose, everybody lies, and love... does not conquer all.

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[On the phone]
Buddy: Say this one time with me: "Would you like that in a pump or a loafer?"... Good. Now memorize it, because starting tomorrow, the only job that you're going to be able to get is selling SHOES!

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